[QUOTE=KGS]
Eviscerating testicles from the scrotum isn’t as simple as popping peanuts from a shell, as the video would suggest.
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Ah, thank you for that. Had I been riding the fence about seeking out the video, my quest would end right after reading that sentence.
[Garth Marenghi]
Blood? Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.
Blood.
And bits of sick.
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:eek:
I just had to go and Google it didn’t I? I just had to watch it didn’t I? I could’ve just taken everyone’s word for it, but no. No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY EYES!
It’s fake It’s fake It’s fake It’s fake. Please Og, let it be fake.
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
Oh, ok. I thought it was going to be something weird.
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At least it’s not a foot fetish video. They’re even sicker because feet are nowhere near the naughty bits. At least poo comes from around there. And feet smell too.
Oh wait.
What’s the big deal?
I’ve seen my dogs do this exact same thing. Really.
My friend called me and told me to “open this website.”
All I could think of afterward was, “oh, you fucking whore. I opened it on my work computer!”
I couldn’t get passed the “cup” sequence. I had no idea there was a barf-o-rama involved.
[QUOTE=Frosted Glass]
The reaction videos are classic. I love watching everyone’s faces go from completely normal and uninterested to shocked in seconds.
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They are great. My brother made our mother watch it and filmed her.
My mom: “:::gag:::I hope that’s oatmeal:::gag:::” It was hilarious.
I refuse to watch it, even to see if it might be fake.
[QUOTE=Nutty Bunny]
They are great. My brother made our mother watch it and filmed her.
My mom: “:::gag:::I hope that’s oatmeal:::gag:::” It was hilarious.
I refuse to watch it, even to see if it might be fake.
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You showed your Mother? :eek:
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
:eek:
I just had to go and Google it didn’t I? I just had to watch it didn’t I? I could’ve just taken everyone’s word for it, but no. No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
MY EYES!
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There there, rest easy. In time you will be (mostly) whole again. The nausea will pass and your eyes will quit burning. The scars in your memory are forever though.
[QUOTE=Baraqiyal]
I wonder if our resident prison doc would be willing to weigh in on this.
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I really hope that current US prison doctors don’t have any experience with that.
Those of you who like the reactions of people watching this kinda stuff should check out the First Goatse Pool on Flickr. This link is 100% safe.
They even got Ron Jeremy.
No way, I fell for Tubgirl and Goatse, no fucking way I’m watching 2g1c.
Goatse really isn’t that bad, tubgirl is pretty sick though. I’ve seen a series of pictures of the goatse guy, it’s actually kind of fascinating. I think he’s almost at the point where the hip bones are more of a limiting factor than the elasticity of the skin.
::Sigh::
I remember my first Goatse… you can never go back home again.
Thank Og Goatse and Tubgirl are just stills.
If either has made a video, just you keep your little yap shut about it, ok?
Oh, Tub Girl is definitely a video. I am pretty sure Goatse is too.
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu]
You showed your Mother? :eek:
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Well hell, my mother was the one who first told *me *about it! :eek:
Ok, when I first read the thread title my first thought was of two girls with only one boob between them.
My “WTF” meter just redlined.
Yeah, I think it’s fake.
Gee, and I thought my having to tell my mom to google felching because I wasn’t about to tell her what it is was uncomfortable.
I saw goatse, I saw tubgirl, I will not watch this video, but some of those reaction videos were priceless. I’m sure it’s faked, but since I know what’s being faked…no thanks.
Feces, vomitus, blood, milk, dead people, etc…
How come I’ve never heard of snot/booger/mucus porn?
Don’t make me ask this in GQ, please.