A story just in time for sweeps month:
Tampa, Florida – Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.
Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe’s around 2:20 am Sunday…
Jeez, wait till you get back to the hotel.
Heh - and they say the dreams of a million (male) football fans can’t come true.
VCNJ~
Man, the Panthers web site is very slow this morning. Traffic ya think?
lieu
November 7, 2005, 3:53pm
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Was the type simply unreported or, more preferably, unrecognizable?
Figaro
November 7, 2005, 3:58pm
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I never saw I’d see that sound given a syllabic equivalent…
I was at the game yesterday. I didn’t see any Panthers cheerleaders. But I wish we had gone to Channelside afterwards. Damn!
I can’t believe these women don’t cheer for the Vikings.
astro
November 7, 2005, 4:13pm
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Fark link has pics Kinda “meh” to slightly rough looking, I wonder if those are mugshots.
You do know that many women look like different people depending on make-up, lighting, mood, etc, don’t you?
lieu
November 7, 2005, 4:23pm
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… and attachments. Don’t forget attachments.
Zebra
November 7, 2005, 5:15pm
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I really doubt those are mug shots.
They used DeLay’s photographer.
The guys over at Pro Football Talk offer up the following:
We didn’t have much to say a couple of weeks ago when WNBA star Cheryl Swoopes announced that she’s gay because, well, she’s a WNBA star. (Besides, it’s not like she has to worry about taking grief at road games from all of the raging heterosexuals in attendance.)
Leave it to the NFL to outdo yet another of the lower-tier sports.
According to WTSP in Tampa, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested after an altercation sparked when (we advise that you sit down) they were caught “engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall.”
A woman waiting to use the facilities got into an argument with the unambiguously gay duo – which likely included statements like, “Could you please take your sexual activity elsewhere so I can poop?” – and was punched in the face by one of them, a cheerleader named Renee Thomas.
When Thomas was arrested for battery, she gave the name of another Panthers cheerleader. She could face chares of lying to police.
Her, um, partner, Angela Keathley, was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing or opposing an officer.
There’s no word yet on whether Thomas and Keathley were fired by the Panthers. If they are, perhaps the Vikings will be interested in hiring them.
They later reported:
A woman waiting to use the facilities got into an argument with the unambiguously gay duo – which likely included statements like, “Could you please take your sexual activity elsewhere so I can poop?” – and was punched in the face by one of them, a cheerleader named Renee Thomas.
That was good advice…they should have taken it to the Men’s restroom.
A woman waiting to use the facilities got into an argument with the unambiguously gay duo – which likely included statements like, “Could you please take your sexual activity elsewhere so I can poop?” – and was punched in the face by one of them, a cheerleader named Renee Thomas.
That was good advice…they should have taken it to the Men’s restroom. I doubt if there would have been any guys calling the police.
You do know that many women look like different people depending on make-up, lighting, mood, etc, don’t you?
How much you’ve had to drink, etc…
So it was your fault! :wally Joking, Shibb !
According to what I have heard, the Panthers cheerleaders only cheer at home games. If they travel to support the team, it’s on their own dime. I don’t think pro cheerleaders make that much money, so maybe they didn’t have a hotel room to go to?
Derleth
November 8, 2005, 1:45am
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What a cunning publicity stunt.
What a stunning… nevermind.
