One afternoon, Micheal Palin witnessed an African Swallow was carrying a coconut across the Olduvai Gorge. Now you know the rest of the story.
She was flawless. I stood in her perfect boudoir, admiring her matching Chanel lipstick and Christian Louboutin lingerie, red soles and all.
He hadn’t read the topic before posting. When he saw “New private message” he felt cold chills up his spine.
The fight broke out over a discussion of “Star Trek” vs. “Star Wars.” 19 people were phasered to death, and 23 people light sabered.
Observing the brutal brawl that had broke out, over who is the better Star Trek Captain, he yelled out “Star Wars is just a movie you fools!”. As everyone stopped and turned to stare at him, he realized running was going to be the best option.
I stared down the length of the blaster and met his dead, grey eyes looking through me. His finger tightened on the trigger and I saw the flash as I yelled out, “Han shot first!”
The doctor came back in to the exam room with the saddest expression I have ever seen on another person’s face. I was expecting the worst when he said, “Why don’t my rich patients ever get this?”
As he lay dying, he was certain of reincarnation. He was sure he’d get it right next time.
The chicken crossed the road. Everyone stared.
For sale, one parachute, slightly stained, only used once. Must sell quickly to aid in funeral costs.