From the vaults of the truly mundane and pointless, two completely unrelated items:
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Headline from the Boston Herald
“Brit-knee sidelined: Injured pop tart cancels summer tour” -
I was sitting in the one place at work where the cubicle is even smaller than my office cube, minding my business.
I looked at the door latch, had to squint and read it 3 times. The company name on the hardware was “Hiny Hider.”