Let’s hear some paranoid theories why.
One of mine is as well.
:: looks shiftily about ::
Silly hobbit! That’s not a paranoid theory!
You’re one of Them, aren’t you?
You bribed TubaDiva.
They’re plumping up your resume to qualify you for a position in the McCain cabinet, should he win.
You are one of Them!
The photographic diary I am currently [del]Photoshopping[/del] compiling showing Sarah Palin and April Flowers in a sadomasochistic orgy involving impure relations with a bottle-nosed dolphin should do that.
Now that they have your attention, they lure you all the way in with brats and beer.
Next thing you know, you’re spending your Saturdays sanding spindles on the stairway of Ed’s barn house!