Color me at the number of guys in this thread who seem to be able to pee when they have a hard-on.
[WARNING: TMI follows]
I…can, I suppose, if the situation absolutely and immediately requires it, but it involves some very interesting positions and a lot more effort than I care to expend on such a task. I have to somehow raise myself up a couple inches, get positioned directly above the toilet bowl, bend over at about 90 degrees, and then try attempt to compress things enough to force the works to start flowing. Needless to say, I only do this if I’m well and truly desperate. My ex had the misfortune of walking in on me when I was attempting this one morning, and when she saw me, fully “at attention”, leaning over the toilet with one foot on the rim of the bathtub, both hands on the top of the tank supporting my weight, grunting and straining as if attempting to do, er, something decidedly different than peeing while in that position…well, let’s just say I had some ‘splainin’ to do when she was finally able to look me in the eye again. (On the plus side, it did get rid of the erection problem right quick.)
Luckily for all involved, I very rarely have to pee in the mornings until I’ve been up for an hour or so. This gives me ample time to either let the “daily sunrise” set naturally, or resolve the issue in another manner if desired. To that end, I certainly wouldn’t object if my ladyfriend just decided to hop on top on any given morning and go to town.
As for P.E., thanfully, it’s problem I haven’t experienced (yet), so I can’t comment. I’m sure karma is making a note of that as we speak, so I’ll likely have more to report on the matter soon.