Typical masturbation session: how into it are you?

I thought mattress humping was a no-no for men. It damages the penis or something…I don’t know.

Of course not. I step into the aisle of the plane and bow.

been taking anti-depessants for the last 8 months, and can count the number of ejeculations I had since with one hand(heh), and not for lack of trying mind you…
woe is me

If it’s affecting you or your loved one, talk to your Doctor, there’s a RAFT of different anti-depressants, not all of them affect the libido.

As a teenager him indoors tried that. Once.

Still has the scar.

Libido is not the issue, its the competion part,

but it’s okay, I had a lot trouble adjusting to the side effects, it seems to be doing its job(mood wise) and would prefer not to go though the adjustment periode again…

Sorry sorry sorry, too early and not enough coffee…there are different meds that affect the whole sex thing differently, including completion…

I did it from my very first, accidental, unintentional orgasm at 13 or so until I was in my late 20’s. I heard something on the radio about how it could create problems, but it was unclear to me what exactly the problem was. Better safe than sorry.

Fortunately it hasn’t had any deleterious effect on my ability to use the organ for all intended purposes thus far, 30 years after I started.

I just realized, as I was on my way to the lockable private bathroom on this floor with a folded up magazine and a bottle of lotion, that I could be thought of as a complete perv.

Of course the magazine was to while away the minutes and the lotion was Sarna that I was going to apply to some itchy spots but if someone has seen me and put their own “2+2” together, my reputation could have been ruined.

I had not heard of any danger involved in mattress-humping. I have always found the sensation quite pleasurable. I may have to check and see if my penis has sustained any damage, but, at this late date, it seems silly to worry too much about it.

The mattress-humping hasn’t led to blindness or anything like that, but it might be a contributing factor to my insanity. Ha!

Yeah as far as unusual masturbation methods go, mattress humping is waaaay down the list.

Male here, and I agree with the above.

I find the mattress thing tickles too much. It’d be like trying to get off with a feather.

I mean, I would go dry for months, and the mattress thing would not do anything.

Generally speaking, sex with myself is about relaxing and getting the need for release met.

Sex with others is about everything else, orgasm is almost a bummer because it signals the end.

Is this true or an urban legend?
I have heard the story many times-a guy winds up in the hospital emergency room, with severe damage to his schlong-due to inserting it into the nozzle of a high power vacuum cleaner.
There are variations on tyhe story…like the guy who stiches it back on, and resumes work.

The Master has spoken.