-teh (most frequent)
-just a sex (most embarassing depending on who’s on the other end 
My personal favorite was the time someone meant to quote Descartes, but instead of Cogito, ergo sum typed Coito, ergo sum. It may not be good Latin, but I still laughed my ass off, and it’s become something of a personal motto for me ever since.
Then there was the day my wife and I were at the movie theater and she asked the concessions clerk for some cop porn.
His response was that if we wanted that kind of film, there was a video store a few blocks down the street…
Not a type-o, but it did take on a life of it’s own.
Once, I asked a medical historian was “consumation” was. He looked shocked by my question! Then, I soon realized my Freudian slip! Oops! I meant to ask what “consumption” was!
- Jinx
NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month. It was held last November. ‘Slash’ is a subgenre of fanfiction (with fanfiction being fanwritten works about a television show, movie, book or anime series) wherein the main romantic couple is either male/male or female/female.
Hope this helps.
When I got my first electrical typewriter and so could start typing much faster, I wrote a lot of pulpy, violent science fiction stories. I kept writing “laserkanon” (laser cannon) as “laserkanin” (laser rabbit). To this day, I don’t know what a laser rabbit is.
laser konijn hehehehheeeeee!
nice one.
becasue is a rampant one with me, that’s why i now use " 'cos".
I frequently wsap vowels for consonants and vice versa, like
all would become aal
been would become benn
and so on and so forth
please keep em coming guys, haven’t laffed so mush in aages.
hihi
I’ve actually been considering changing my user name. About 75% of the time people have mentioned me on the boards, the write “Lightningtool,” as opposed to the job related “lightingtool.” I just figured out the other day that lightning is actually a word :rolleyes:. Yeah, I’m a smart one.
[homer]
I am so smart… s m r t, I mean s m a r t"
[/homer]
Neither do I, but I want one!
I once saw “obscenity” typoed as “onscenity”, which I think is a great name for online porn.
And I don’t know what’s wrong with all you people who type “becasue.” I’m always typing “becuase,” myslef, (<---- That’s my favorite one, actually) which sounds like some kind of enzyme.
Well… let’s just say that when doing on-line roleplaying, mistyping ‘sitting’ or ‘chittering’ can lead to some rather interesting poses.
[sub]For those who can’t figure it out… add an ‘h’ to the first, and change the ‘c’ to an ‘s’ in the last.[/sub]
<< SQWERTY: Computer keyboard sized down for use by children. >>
A friend of mine (NOT ME) once typed a love e-mail to her SO and wrote “I want to drench you in honey and kick you all over your body.”
When you are sending a letter out to a new housing development to let the homeowners know that new fences will be built, for the love of God remember to put the n in fences.
“They will divide each yard, be six feet tall and stained natural brown…”:eek:
And if you are writing the copy touting the merits of said houses, remember the r when describing the extra large pantries in each kitchen.
That is all.
When you are sending a letter out to a new housing development to let the homeowners know that new fences will be built, for the love of God remember to put the n in fences.
“They will divide each yard, be six feet tall and stained natural brown…”:eek:
And if you are writing the copy touting the merits of said houses, remember the r when describing the extra large pantries in each kitchen.
That is all.
solution has often come out as slution
“now there’s a slution!”
has a nice ring to it, too
I know a lass nicknamed Teh Tyops Queene for her marvellous tyops. See, there’s one that’s stuck: tyops for typos. Self-referential, sweetie.
pron
Every time I use the word its pron.