Man, my name is ill-suited to this!
How about:
“Chaoticbear”?
Dante “The Iffy Sphincter”
Snipe “Gonna knock you into” 1978
eh…I gots nothin’
I watch UFC (yes, I’m a girl) and I think all their nicknames are stooopid. And their “song I come out on” is usually stooopid, too. The fighting kicks ass, though.
Happy Scrappy “I fucked Your Sister In The Ass” Hero Pup
Snerk!
Did she like it?