A site where people can go to anonymously spew forth their confessions or whatever is on their mind. Some of the revelations are…let’s say, not that monumental. Examples from the site (mangled spelling/grammar preserved):
-“everytime i drop something even a fucking pen i can hear my mum screaming upstairs “what happened?!?!” every fucking time”
-“I was going to the mall, and this bumper sticker said, “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kerry.” I thought it was awesome.”
-“i hate coffee flavored brownies. they taste so terrible. my mom made some today, and i had to eat it since she was standing there watching me, and i said it was really good, but now i feel really sick and i wouldn’t eat another one if she paid me.”
"I want my girlfriend to have bigger tits, to be able to deepthroat, to swallow more often and to let me fuck her in the ass (and do things in general to that hole).
That reminds me of one of my other favorite sites, In Passing. People post things that they overhear on the bus or in resturaunts.
An example:
“Did I tell you about Shawn at Alyssa’s party?”
“What about him?”
“He was going to play the karaoke video game, but then he was like, ‘Wait, first I need a shot of liquid courtesy.’”
“Don’t you mean courage?”
“I have no idea what he meant. But he sang Britney anyway.”
–A guy and a girl at Tsunami Sushi
“The light we see now left the sun 8 minutes ago. So if the sun goes out, we’ve got 8 minutes of light left. Before it gets friggin’ cold.”
“If the sun goes out, like, seriously blows up, I actually think gravity is the more immediate concern. I don’t really know, without the sun, gravity might go screwy.”
“Man, I hadn’t even thought about that. I feel like I should hold onto something. I’m going to have to, like, sleep holding on now.”
–A girl and a guy at the Parkway theatre
I got all sentimental reading this one. Reminded me of some of the people I knew back in my not-so-lucid high school days :rolleyes:
Hah! That reminded me of something I used to do…in highschool I had a typing class that was so boring I’d often wander away from the exercise book and start typing dialogue that I heard in class. I’ve got it somewhere…If I can find it I’ll post it.
A couple snippets I remember are:
“She had it in her hair and she rubbed it all over his face.”
“So the guy jumped up and grabbed the microphone stand, and he went like this, he went like…WHOOOMP!”