http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/
For some quite possibly patheticly scary reason, this has kept me amused for quite some time now.
Dude, thats just weird, yet strangely fun.
I think this was posted before and maybe lost in the great board fire of 2002.
I can only spank the monkey at 194 miles per hour. I need practice.
The highest I can get is 317, but am usually around 200/
Yeeah… 419. 
Pretty good for a girl, huh?
I really get amused easily, don’t I?
OOH! 421!!
only 288, I know I can do it faster than that…heh
Around 250 is doable. 563? HOW?
Oooh!! 408! 
545 By mistake
If you figure out the trick to it, you can get over 3000-5000 regularly…
I couldn’t get up to 3000, but I did manage 776.
Geez! What do you guys eat for breakfast? I got 66 mph and then I “dropped” the hand so I gave up.
844 here… yup, there’s a trick to it, but I ain’t tellin’.
But we’re both kittys! Come on! Tell!
Ah.
Patience. You must learn to think “outside the box!”
Oooh! 861!
Ha! 1118 MPH.
This is highly disturbing and has absolutely no socially redeeming qualities to it whatsover
Damn ain’t it fun!
Thanks Monster104
Alright! I have been spanking my monkey for 30 minutes trying to figure out this “trick” and I think I am starting to go blind! Could someone drop a bigger hint please? Throw me a bone 
::ahem::
Kitties like to run around the outside of things while holding down mice, only to let the mouse go when they get to the other side.