There is some trick to this, but I can’t quite decide what it is.
My best so far is about 325.
Ok, I give, what do you do and where is the score? I have dragged and waved and played around with that, but I don’t seem to be doing much and I don’t see a score of any kind anywhere. I could just assume it’s a computer glitch and not me being completely dense, but we all know what happens when you ass-u-me.
It took me a while to figure it out too. I was hoping I wasn’t the only one. The little hand turns into the little whate and gray bar. Click the bar with your mouse and drag it quickly at the monkey (“spank” it). Then you’ll see.
265 and the Monkey seemed pretty happy about it…I got a pink flashing sign and music!
Yikes! 434 miles per hour and some “Another One Bites the Dust” style music.
DAmn you Nightwatch Trailer. There’s some trick to this game. Anyone else figure out what it is? And willing to share it?
281 is about the best I can manage.
If I ever need a monkey spanked at speeds above 300 miles an hour, I’ll call you guys.
I can’t seem to get over 100mph…Maybe ya have to be a guy to be good at spankin’ the monkey?
The secret to getting over 200 is to drag the hand near the monkey, but not actually spank it, and then let go. Then, when you slap, you get more power.
837MPH. The trick is to move your mouse to the right, out of the field, while holding down left click. Then move to the left side of the monkey and slowly move the cursor onto the field.
846mph.
339 without cheating 
I had figured out the part about dragging the hand off to the right first, but I still don’t get the second part of what you said. Could you clarify that for me, please?
846 using Ilsa’s method. Best I did before that was 235.
847 using Ilsa’s method.
Hey, hey - let it be known that I did NOT cheat to get 434.
Looks like 848 is the highest you can get.
We messed around with this at work for awhile last year. We would occasionally get flukes in the 2500 range but we could never really figure out what constituted a “fast” spank so we quit messing with it. The version we played was from ebaumsworld, which may explain our high scores while this one appears to have an 848 cap.
Here’s ebaumsworld’s version. Can’t do better than 848, but it’s way tetchier.