Uh oh!

Hey guys! I am back after serving an agonizing 1 day suspension for breaking the Straight Dope rules. Yes, I did have two screen names. Yes, it was an accident. I lost the password for CJValant so I decided to just make another name. I know that I deserve punishment, so I have come here for all of you to flame me however you like and then kill me. Thanks! =)

I can’t for the life of me figure out why anybody would want to get into this whole rigamarole again.

I’m not going to flame you. I’m not going to feed any sort of self-loathing you may harbor. I’m just going to offer some advice…

Step on out of The Pit. It’s a big board, with alot of topics to cover, discussions to have, points to debate, friends to make, fun to have, fingers to pull, etc.

If all you’re going to do is start Pit-Threads, you’re just not getting from this board what it is intending to give you, namely Enlightenment.

This concludes today’s Public Service Announcement.

For the life of me, I don’t understand why people do this. If you lose your password (which you shouldn’t, seeing as how you can change it, and if you keep your ‘stock’ password, the mail containing it will still be in your trash bin even if you delete it), you can hit the shiny button that says “Re-Mail Password” and wala! Your password is back!

–Tim

If you’ve only one user name now good . But get over it .

And listen to Homer .

Hmm… Since I’ve been gone a couple of days, mind telling me who the old names were?

Or are you making the whole thing up?

There are a lot of kids who think it’s “cool” to have a former name. Makes you look “tough”, without the bother of a pierced eyebrow.

But, before you wannabes join an gang, just remember:

This is your brain: O
This is your brain on drugs: °

So stay in school and don’t be a fool.
And snuff that campfire!