I don’t know much about this but they sure as hell aren’t going to get rid of the mostl likey shagger.
She’s thick, she’s manipulative and she turns on the water works too often to not get twigged by the others. But she also knows the game and understands the great British public won’t vote for someone dishing out blow jobs - which she’ll do the minute she’s nominated, IMHO. If not before.
Well PJ is in the rich side and could get pissed (Drunk for the US’ers 
) again. We could have the PJ BJ part deux[sup]tm[/sup] but I doubt it. PJ was not a very happy chappie the next day when sober.
I see, yojimbo. Can you bring me more up to speed - do we know for certain the oral sedative was delivered or is it something that might have/probably did happen during unspecified activity beneath the sheets ?
It’s in the might have/probably happened during unspecified activity beneath the sheets category. They were naked and there was a lot of movement. Davina on the Friday show talked about Jade supplementing her diet on the poor side. Gotta get them proteins somehow I guess.
Today the nominations are released. It will be very interesting if Jade is in there.
Okay, thanks. I know it’s quite amusing and I suppose it makes sense given the cameras but I do wonder at adults acting like they’re on some kind of sixth form field trip.
I guess I’m still struggling with what it’s all about. Having said that, I think I am being sucked in. I’m finding the whole male/female social dynamic rather interesting…the hierarchy, the alliances, the bondings…
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Cecil Adams admits straight away that he doesn’t like the look of LolaCocaCola. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Johnny LA is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although bibliophage later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Ed Zotti creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. BigGirl hits him with a frying pan.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of The Space Needle out of Cheezy Poofs. After much persuasion by Ed Zotti, they gamble 50% of next week’s food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the The Space Needle task is well under way. However havoc ensues when bibliophage, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Cheezy Poofs. BigGirl is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the The Space Needle task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when bibliophage farts and blows The Space Needle over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. LolaCocaCola cries.
6 - Ed Zotti gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, LolaCocaCola admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a frying pan. Cecil Adams says he never wears condoms because they make his Mr Wiggles sore and Ed Zotti agrees. Johnny LA goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they’re all boring heterosexual bastards. bibliophage sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Ed Zotti.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Cecil Adams goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they’re the only one in the house that he can really relate to. BigGirl and LolaCocaCola are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Cecil Adams.
9 - BigGirl and LolaCocaCola are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Johnny LA sings them a song - Hit Me Baby One More Time - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote LolaCocaCola out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. LolaCocaCola leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with LolaCocaCola’s departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week’s failed task. Johnny LA has to make do without the cucumber she requested. BigGirl is visibly depressed and is comforted by Ed Zotti, who tries to touch her on her Whohaa.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Ed Zotti touching BigGirl’s Whohaa over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that bibliophage refuses to run because his Mr Wiggles hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. bibliophage finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they’d never have done it. BigGirl calls bibliophage a lazy Mr Wiggles.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Cecil Adams tells everyone individually that he thinks BigGirl is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. BigGirl and Ed Zotti are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Cecil Adams.
16 - The nominations are announced. BigGirl can’t believe she’s been voted out two weeks in a row. Ed Zotti is equally stunned and turns to BigGirl for comfort. bibliophage is distraught and confesses to Johnny LA that he thinks he is in love with Ed Zotti. Johnny LA says she doesn’t fancy any of the housemates because they’re all just too heterosexual and she’s a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Ed Zotti out of the house. BigGirl says she is gutted and even gives Ed Zotti a clipping of hair from her Whohaa to prove how much she cares. bibliophage is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Ed Zotti leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of BigGirl clipping the hair from her Whohaa. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Braghhoffelvania in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Braghhoffelvania sounds like but bibliophage says it’s a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Cecil Adams as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Cecil Adams successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Braghhoffelvania but also God Save The Queen, Hit Me Baby One More Time and the theme tune to The People Court. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Cecil Adams tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. bibliophage and Johnny LA are nominated.
23 - bibliophage and Johnny LA take their nominations well and sit down with Cecil Adams and BigGirl to discuss why they voted for them. Cecil Adams keeps quiet but BigGirl accuses bibliophage of being an arrogant, lazy, self- centred Mr Wiggles before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Johnny LA out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Johnny LA leaves.
25 - Cecil Adams becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Cecil Adams’s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he’s a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Emu dung using only a frying pan. Cecil Adams is unsure but bibliophage is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, bibliophage breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Emu incident from his childhood. BigGirl tries to persuade him to stay but Cecil Adams sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. bibliophage decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Emu dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by BigGirl from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Cecil Adams asks BigGirl to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Cecil Adams nominates BigGirl to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does BigGirl.
30 - When the nomination is announced, BigGirl graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Cecil Adams is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Cecil Adams takes his £70,000 and runs away to Braghhoffelvania. Nobody, including BigGirl, ever sees him again.
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Very very good Dieter 
And here’s an update. Last night a head doctor had a “chat” with any housemate who wanted it. Jade came out after here chat and wasn’t happy at all.
From what I picked up between the sound cutting out on from some BB3 forums it seems that the doc told Jade about the PJ BJ (she was too drunk too remember apparently) and possibily how unpopular she is in the real world. Jade’s been crying and talking to Adele for most of the morning. She also wants too hold a house meeting.
Last night the other housemates started to talk about how they didn’t think she was that nice of a person. Even her closest allies put the knife in. Alex and Adele both talked about her last night.
It seems that her time is short. Next weeks eviction, if she even stays that long, should be very interesting indeed.
Jade is increasingly getting on my tits. Her stupidity isn’t worth hating, but her self-pitying whining and attention-grabbing squawking is. I hope she fades gracefully from view once she gets out (hoping she doesn’t win).
I’m not even going to click on that link yojimbo. It’s enough that I watch this for 30 minutes late in the evening and I really want more temptation.
FWIW, I find Jade completely horrifying. The drama, the manipulation, the gob, the ignorance…“to drunk to remember” realllllllly…
In other news, I’d be sad to see girl-next-door-ish Sophie take the walk. There are three women with good/great body’s but somehow she appeals most – is it me or do the others seem slightly tainted with the bunny boiler brush ?
I also wonder if she has more strength of character, in a quiet way.
Is Alex going to be the overall winner ?
There are rumours that Alex is pretty horrifyingly right-wing (in the hang 'em, flog 'em, send 'em back where they came from brigade), but he’s a damn sight more interesting than the others. Adele seems more or less normal, and I’d have to agree that Sophie is the most appealing of the women. Jonny and Jade can both bugger off, mind.
Well I’ve gone and got myself addicted. We got E4 for no extra cost on our basic cable package(€15 monthly) so I’ve been following it in a big way.
I like Sophie as well but I can see why the “alright mate” thing could get on your tits if you were in the house.
Crusoe that doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. now that things are going ok for the guy I don’t like him that much but a few weeks ago when he was getting a bad time he went all Spinal Tap and was hilarious. He’ll most likely win but there is a small chance that PJ could pull a Craig(BB2 winner). Craig was a nonentity until he stood up to Nick. PJ with Spencer gone could pull something out of the hat but it would need something spectacular to happen.
Alex is by far the fav. to win now that Spencer is gone.
I’ve heard other talk about Sophie’s “alright mate” obsession but I’ve never seen her say it. Must have been before I started watching. Maybe it’s one of those automatic/don’t know what to say reactions some have with ‘new’ people. She seems to have more to say now she’s been riled.
Yep, I did see a little of Alex in his Spinal Tap period – slightly surreal when lamenting the departure of the rooftop runner. Liked him more then. I’m not sure this leadership roles really suits him but the girls certainly look to him in that way –presumably because he’s been the ‘provider’ on the rich side for some while.
I did think Adele was relatively sane but now she’s joined Jade in the baying banshee department, I’d be inclined to hide sharp objects.
Don’t like the new boy. Unpleasant and without any (perceivable) redeeming qualities. Actually, I think he’s a prat.
And a ginger prat to boot.
On E4 yesterday Dermot O’Leary started the G-Day countdown. Estimated 11 days to go before he start really need to die his hair to hid his shameful real hair colour :rolleyes: Did you see the tosser shave his chest? He die his body hair as well by all accounts. Hiding the fact from the housemates. WTF is that about.
Leaders in the house: I agree about Alex. He’s not a natural leader he was just jammy enough with the tasks to be able to give them something. Jonny is the only person in there that seems like he could be a leader but he’s just cracked under the pressure of the camera, people judging him etc. Strange isn’t it, he can run into a burning building and work with a team of firemen for a living but he can’t handle BB.
I do think BB would be a nightmare at least with Survivor you
God I really should re-read my posts before pressing submit.
He’s got red hair ?? he dye’s his armpits and pubes as well ?? Wow, I suppose somewhere I thought he had ‘a secret’ but I didn’t really think about it. That’s extraordinary !
Yep, ‘Survivor’ has the distinct advantage of people talking about how they’ll vote: Intrigue, double-dealing, back-stabbing…
I think I also prefer the characters to emerge through ordeal rather than this sitting around pruning yourself for the camera stuff. This lot complain about having to take cold showers, in summer for God sake…
Wow, how’s he going to deal with the dyed hair thing ? Who’ll notice first ??
I still can’t believe that prat’s dyeing his hair.
I caught last nights 30 min summary. So Jade spent a long time with the head doctor while the rest of the house turned against her. About bloody time !
I think the money has to be on Sophie staying this week. She’s not really playing the martyr and, I assume, will still get the sympathy vote…I imagine people are hoping she might, at some point, totally lose it with Jade as well. Cat fight !
What else happened, yojimbo (you’re my only hope for the inside line…
) ?
In natural light you can start to see his natural colour coming through.
Sophie unfortunately is almost certainly going unless like last week betting syndicates force a result in their favour. From what I’ve been reading and looking at Soph could have possibly saved herself by standing up to Jade but as you’ll see tonight if you look at it that’s not the way it worked out.
The head doctor seems to have really changed things around. It really seems that at least two Housemates where told about how they are viewed IRL. This is bollocks IMO. No outside contact is one of the big rules of BB. Jade has tried to totally reform herself. She’s stopped drinking and gone around to everyone apologizing for her past behaviour. She’s blamed everyone from her one-armed lesbian alcho, possibly drugged up, mother (I kid you not) to Alex and Adele. She is also very worried about how the BJ and possible intercourse* will be view. She also seems to know that she is unpopular with the public. I don’t think she realizes how much though. How will she react to the 100% booing she will receive unless BB pays for a crowd and the fact the Sport has published semi naked glam shots of her and people like Graham Norton have been tearing her apart for the last few weeks. We’ll see but one thing is certain it should make for good TV
*The bookies have paid out on the Sex to happen in the BB house bets and when asked what the Shrink said about the drunken frolics
*PJ said something like “What Happened”
then Jade smiled and PJ said “Everything?” Then she went on to say “None of it was shown though” *
This isn’t true as BB did show some of it and Davina conformed the BJ.
I hadn’t heard about the betting syndicates. You’d need to have some fairly serious money on to outweigh the cost of the volume of calls you’d have to make to swing the result.
It’s a pity about Sophie. I thought she might get a sympathy vote after all the flack she’s taken. She is a bit annoying though. She always seems so much in earnest and she tries a bit too hard. Befriending Kate seems to be a bad idea - first Alison, then Spencer and now possibly Sophie.
Overall, Tim has to go. What an absolute spanner.
Agreed on the Spanner.
I have no idea what’s going on so these revelations from Yojimbo are very exciting…betting syndicates !!
This business with Jade sounds like I should try to catch it tonight…I’m rather hoping they’ll be som kind of all-you-can-eat weekend thing.
It is a shame about Sophie. Damn fit.
Thanks Yojimbo , I’m finding your posts very helpful and informative.
The betting syndicates thing is not 100% by any means.
What is known is that last week the fav. to go was Alex. Spencer had been the major fav. in every poll from the beginning. In a week that didn’t see Alex being anything like the Mad Bastard of a few weeks before whenhe, Sandy and Alison were nominated he pulled it back. The bookies stopped taking bets as they started seeing some very irregular heavy betting on Spencer to go. Either they loaded the calls or someone in the BB team told them about a shift in voting or the most extreme one, BB lied to keep what it saw as the most interesting HM as Crusoe said on page 1. Either way something seems rotten in the BB world.
I love the fact that Jade thinks she is better looking than Soph and Kate. What a muppet. She was saying the other night that people mistake her for Samanta Janus. Jade what colour is the sky in your world.
Poor PJ, he’s getting called “my lover” now :eek:
Could you imagine …