Drivers who don’t use signals.
Weaboos.
People attempting to reside or vacation in my nation will have to be cleared by agents who will interview them and conduct background checks. Those displaying more than an acceptable amount of Japanophilia will be arrested pending deportation. My secret police will have spies everywhere. Public service announcements will be broadcast on televisions, radios and via the internet at regular intervals, reminding people to constantly be on the lookout for the insidious weaboos attempting to infest our fair land.
I’m conflicted on whether I’d run [del]Death[/del] Happy Camps for weaboos. On the one hand, I don’t want to be invaded. On the other, I’d like to think the rest of the world would be supportive given the nature of the threat I’m dealing with.
Death Penalty for using taking up two parking spots.
Death Penalty for telemarketing
Death Penalty for wearing age inappropriate clothing
Death Penalty for overtaking on the wrong lane.
Death Penalty for anyone not wearing a suit or other appropriate business attire in a professional setting.
Death Penalty for bringing up the Nazi’s as a argument unless it is deemed to be valid by at least two High Court Judges.
Death Penalty for conduct unbecoming a citizen.
Anybody know a good cheap out of work executioner?
Appearance of ‘Jordan’ and ‘Dappy’ (from ‘n-dubs’) from TV.
Nanny culture.
Possession or distribution of Cilantro will be punishable by death.
Driving tests at least 10 times harder. If you fail it, you can only retest after 10 years.
Immediate beheading for anyone talking on a cell phone while driving.
Well ok, maybe not beheading, I will settle for cutting off the offending ear. I will save the beheading for texting while driving.
… Also - raise the minimum driving age to… 28. Unless a test can be devised that will allow a potential 17-28 year old driver that he or she is not a dickhead/airhead.
A number of driving-related responses here. I’d rather go to the root and simply bar all private ownership of motor vehicles. That would reshape the society in all kinds of positive ways, more than any other single measure I can think of. Use the savings from road maintenance (you can still have hardtop public roads, but the wear on them will be vastly less) to build rail lines. Motor vehicles can still be available for public, emergency, and special uses.
Clothing bans: anything extremely slutty, flat-brimmed baseball hats, leggings without skirts over top, pants that deliberately show underwear.
The word “impactful”
Scientology
Christian Science
Cable television news
New York Yankees
Incredimail.
I forgot to mention that people who stop at the end of escalators or moving walkways will be thrown off a cliff.
Reality TV programs
Ashton Kutcher
You forgot ‘Jedward’.
I knew nothing about those sick twisted things until I saw the clips.
It’s sanctioned and celebrated child abuse.
In Australia: sport.
I’d like blind cultural intolerance from bogans to end, but that can’t be eliminated via fiat.
This.
Also, quiche.
Books without indexes. Full indexes.
You should have said it like
Telemarketing, that’s a paddling.
Age inappropriate clothing, that’s a paddling
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Conduct unbecoming a citizen, you’d better believe that’s a paddling.
For anybody who didn’t get that joke here
Corruption in politics. (You didn’t say I had to know how to make it stop)