Ultra Creative Birthday gifts??

Wow… A man that listens ( well, reads) to me.

Sheeeit. I could die happy now.
Another thing you could give her ( and it will knock her socks off, and possibly her knickers, too.) is write her a love letter.

Stating in indelible ink why you love her more now than when you first met and all that. Don’t forget to mention how smart and beautiful she is, too. Make sure you also mention what a buffoon you are and how you cannot believe how lucky you are to have such a classy lady like her in your life. Women appreciate a guy who realizes he is just one chromosone away from being an exhibit at the chimp house. Look, it’s true, without women, you guys would just be sitting on the can with the bombay doors open going " Hello, anyone out there? Can some body get me some toilet paper?"

I’ve asked for a love letter from my husband for the past…ohhhh…three years…as a birthday present…and have gotten nada, but it seems to make him go through my Honey Do list at Mach 7