Um. Help?

This is actually FaerieBeth, and I’m having a weird problem. I accessed my account to change the email preference, but now when I log in I get a message that I’m not allowed to view the board. Under my own account, I can’t even get back to my user CP.
It doesn’t say banned under my name… :frowning:
What happened?

DUH! I am stupid!..The hair dye sunk into my head. Disregard this!
grumbles at herself

You may NOT register under a different name.

If you have a problem, email a moderator, and we’ll help you out. Registering under a second name is an absolute no-no, it’s called “sock puppetry” and it is a violation of the rules of this board.

FaerieBeth, you’ve been around for TWO YEARS and you don’t know this???

Consider yourself fined: you are hereby instructed to donate a reasonable sum of money to some charity of your choice.

Be grateful that I’m not banning (or suspending) your regular user name, as well.

Um, ah, er, my blushes and deep embarrassment.

All has been fixed. (For those not in the know, as I wasn’t, Stonebow is FaerieBeth’s spouse, so she was just borrowing the email name, she didn’t create a new one. My apologies, FaerieBeth, for jumping to conclusions too quickly, it’s been one of those days. (I knew you knew better.)

The message for everyone is still: if you have trouble signing on, email a Mod or Administrator, rather than take clever actions to bypass the system.

The “fining” thing was for real? Do you actually make people donate money to charities? Or am I being whooshed?

Oh no, Dex was quite serous. Since Beth is a fairy (no matter how she spells it,) he would probably make her make a hefty donation to the retired fairy’s home.

OK, you were whooshed. Don’t let it happen again.Two whooshes and you get a slap on the wrist with a ruler, and a $50.00 fine.

You don’t want to mess with Dex. He has the power to run you over with a lawnmower in your dreams. And that’s if he’s in a good mood.

Dex gave me 6 months to reach a 4th grade English proficiency. <J/K>:D

Dex once killed a Doper for snoring too loud.

That’s nothing. I heard Dex mowed over a Doper in his lawnmower because he was breathing too loudly.

I hear that Dex visited the deepest part of the world’s oceans, Challenger Deep in the Mariana’s Trench, just once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.

I heard that he’s actually… the prophet of Og. :eek:

If I told you what I heard, he would have to kill me.

Nothing to see here, just a test post related to a pit rant

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I heard that Dex once totally flipped out and killed like a town of 'dopers because some guy dropped a spoon.