Hello everyone. My screenname is “HannibalV” but you can call me “Hann”. I’ve been lurking for a while, especially in MPSIMS, but I finally decided to join up today. And I’m glad to be a part of smart people having fun. I’m probably going to be on the quiet side for a while, but I’ll be here and now I can actually attempt to add something to discussion. Woo-hoo!
Criminy! Some asinine newbie decides to stop lurking and expects to get a warm welcome from the Teeming Millions in the fucking Pit?!
Hann, just kidding. You should have dropped this thread in MPSIMS, but I’m sure the mods will move it for you. Welcome to the SDMB.
Welcome aboard, Hannibal.
Greetings, Hann. Hope to see you around.
$10 says the mods move the thread with some sort of an elephant joke.
Welcome to the SDMB!
Or Mark Twain. Or Hannibal Lector!
Welcome!
Nahh, it’ll be an A-Team joke. Welcome to the board Hannibal
Keith
Hi Hann!
Be ready when the mods give you the standard “read the damn forum descriptions” lecture!
Other than that, have fun.
[BA]You fool.[/BA]
Just thought I should start out here, since my first attempt ended up locked. Ummm…hi.
Hm… I think I’ll go with the A-Team reference.
Welcome aboard, Hann, on behalf of “Howlin’ Mad” Alphagene, Jon “Face” Corrado, and B.A. (Bodoni, Administrator) Baracus.
If this were actually the A-Team we’d figure out a way to move your thread using common household items, assorted car parts, a welding torch and a big-ass black van. Instead I’ll just ship it on over to MPSIMS myself.
Just don’t mention the A-Team over there, MPSIMers tend to be more “Webster” people.
They um, locked it because some of the trolls started hijacking it…
What kind of goat-blowing, Jesse Helms-sodomizing, elephant-herding, cigar-chomping, Alp-crossing, know-nothing acephalic is going to post a “hi there” thread in the 'Pit??
Hi there yourself, ya mook. Hie thee to MPSIMS.
[sub](it’s best to rip the band-aid off all at once. welcome to the Pit.)[/sub]
D’OH!!
Faster than a speeding andros is our Alphagene.
Loses some impact when the thread’s already in MPSIMS, dammit.
Ah well.
Greetings, Hann.
I’ve heard of stiff initiations before, but don’t let your ‘baptism by bloodbath’ put you off. Most “hi there” threads aren’t so…exciting.
hi hannibalV
or should i say “Yo, hann!”
hey Dr Pinky, what’s up with these “stiff” initiations? i didn’t realize we were taking to initiating our dead
::tips hat::
Welcome Hann!
Stick around and have some fun.
Actually, this was originally posted (and locked) in “About This Message Board”. How it got to the Pit, I don’t know. Anyway, Hi again to everyone. Whoever called the name as a Lecter refernce was correct, but whoever figures out were the “V” is from wins a shiny new cookie.
Law of Fives?
waves
Remember all that free time you used to have?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 
Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay 