How come Rocky and Bullwinkle never recognized Boris and Natasha, considering how many times their paths crossed?
From Scooby-Doo: Why wasn’t there any romance between Fred and Daphne, or Shaggy and Velma? I think only Scooby had a girlfriend…
If Casper the Friendly Ghost could go through walls, how could he stand on the ground and not slip through?
How come Waldo never saw Odlaw? And Why did we never see Wilma in the stories?
Did Yosemite Sam have a brain? The top of his head seemed to be level with his nose, and his eyes seemed to protrude above his noggin like a crab’s eyes.
Did Superman have to go to the bathroom?
What happened to the Bizarro World?
Did they finally take Screwball Squirrel back to the nuthouse?
“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge
Actually, Casper was the ghost of Richie Rich–I mean, LOOK at him!
Howcum Captain Crunch is still a Captain? Shouldn’t he have been promoted by now? Does it have something to do with the fact that his “crew” consists of two pre-pubescent, apparently kidnapped children?
1.) Boris and Natasha were masters of disguise.
2.) We addressed the Scooby Doo question in another thread. Several of us came to the conclusion that Fred was gay. Don’t know about Shaggy and Velma; don’t care.
3.) Casper’s a ghost; presumbably he has supernatural powers.
4.) Who the hell are Waldo, Odlaw and Wilma?
5.) I think Bugs Bunny proved Yosemite Sam lacked a brain.
6.) Yes, but due to the velocity of his piss, he goes to the Moon. That’s why it has so many craters.
7.) The Bizarro World imploded.
8.) Don’t know about Screwball Squirrel.
*dougie_monty: From Scooby-Doo: Why wasn’t there any romance between Fred and Daphne, or Shaggy and Velma? I think only Scooby had a girlfriend… *
Actually, when Freddy suggested that Shaggy and Scooby go one way and he and the girls went another, he, Velma, and Daphne really went back to the Mystery Maching and had a quick menage a trois. That’s why they always showed S & S finding the ghost first.
We used to wonder why Porky Pig stuttered? Then we considered that he grew up with no genitals and no pants to cover up the fact.
That could be pretty traumatic I guess.
Ps: I’m sure Petunia was goin’…“Wow, I gotta’ have some of that!”
If Wile E Coyote could afford all those ACME products, why didn’t he just buy food like the rest of us?
When Donald Duck lost his sailor top for whatever reason (out of the shower etc), why does he then cross his hands over his crotch in embarrassment when that part’s been on public display since day one?
In the new movie, whose title I don’t remember, but has something to do with witches, Velma asks Fred why he always suggests the he pair off with Daphne, and she go with Scooby and Shaggy. He adopts an “aww-shucks” attitude. Furthermore, Daphne gets jealous when Fred starts flirting with the cute leader of the local rock band. It can’t be long before the Mystery Machine starts a-rockin’.
BTW, Fred has rid himself of the scarf around his neck.
Heheh, I guess you’re right Syco. Still, I think if we asked the TM, they’d agree that Ms. “Oyl” was not much of a catch. BTW, who’s Sweet Pea’s father anyway?
“I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil.”
Ok, you wanna know Scooby-Doo? I know Scooby-Doo. Hell, I spent my entire sophomore year debating Scooby-Doo intricacies (Sp?)
Here we go.
Freddy was Hetero-sexual but very Bi-curious. Which explains why when ever he got paired up with the two girls he always wondered how Shaggy was doing. This is backed up by his constant blaming of Red Herring in “A Pup Named Scooby-Doo”, he really just wanted to have dirty man-love with him. Kinda like punching people on the playground.
Daphne was a big ole’ slut! She was always on Freddy’s team so that she could maybe persuade him into bed. Also, she was the one always leaving the Scooby group to go tour the haunted whatever with the hot caretaker. She was also bi-sexual, for example, she always had the hot yet troubled friends in various locales during the first series. Remember the witch, and the girl that turned into the wherewolf?
Velma was gay and hot for Daphne. Another one where “A Pup Named Scooby Doo” came in handy, she was very quiet and shy. I believe that this was an early sign of her sexual confusion. She was also a crack producer and dealer. Crack being the main source of income for the Scooby group.
Shaggy and Scooby were potheads. They were always leaving the group to get high. Which would explain the munchees.
Scooby snacks were acid by the way. Which would explain why Scooby would go soaring whenever he ate them. That was just a visual representation of his internal high.
Scrappy was an annoying little ass-licker.
How’d I do? Any inconsistancies? I could debate Scooby-Doo forever.
I think everyone would agree that Bullwinkle, while an all around good moose, was not the sharpest tool in the shed. As for Rocky, while he seemed reasonably intelligent bear in mind that Cecil himself has commented disparagingly on “the historical awareness of squirrels”.
Wile E. was a clear case of obsessive-compulsive syndrome. He was not so much interested in the food that the Road Runner represented as in the necessity of the chase. Ladies, does this remind you of anything?
Demo–Swee’Pea was an orphan, left on Olive’s step. His parents were never identified. Curiously, Popeye was also an orphan, but later reunited with his dad, Poopdeck Pappy. Olive is the daughter of Cole and Nanna Oyl; she has a brother, Castor.
As Wile E. once explained, the roadrunner is the perfect food. Each part tastes like a different food (bananas, roast beef, licorish, martini, etc.). Once having begun his quest for the roadrunner, the Coyote became unable to stop himself (“A fanatic is someone who, when he forgets his original aim, redoubles his efforts.”–George Santayana).
Okay, I’ve seen this show with my kids, but I don’t recall this character. I know there’s Bob, Enzo Matrix, Dot Matrix, Andrea, Megabyte, the web surfer with the Australian accent (was he Daemon?), those two stupid robots that were with Megabyte at first but then ended up fighting for the rebels, and of course the pirates. Who was Daemon?
*GuanoLad: If Wile E Coyote could afford all those ACME products, why didn’t he just buy food like the rest of us? *
Actually, he couldn’t. He somehow got an American Express card (the AE people assumed that since he had a first name and middle initial, he must be a human). No limits, but watch out for that end-of-the-month statement.
