Where the hell are my keys? I swear I had 'em just a second ago.
Who grew the Freakies Tree?
Why are people born? Why do they die? Why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Because they’re pretty neat.
I think they are pretty hoopy.
“Who is Spain?”
“Why is Hitler?”
“When is Right?”
“Where is that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?”
“How was trump at Munich?”
“Ho-Ho Beri-Beri”
and
“Balls!”
“Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?”
Who’ll stop the rain?
Have you ever seen rain, coming down on a sunny day?
Why do we never get an answer
When we’re knocking at the door,
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war?
If a deaf lion breaks wind in the midst of an empty forest, does it make a sound?
Just one. It is the road leading to a whorehouse.
There you sit, a lump in your chair. Where do you sleep? And what do you wear when you’re sleeping?
How do you know when you’re doing alright?
Does your bank account swell while you’re dreaming at night?
How can you tell when you’re really in love?
Do violins play when you’re touching the one that you’re loving?
What do you want from life?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, how do you know it fell?
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
I’d stand up and walk out on you.
Who’s your daddy?
Is it possible to travel through time by placing a mirror face down on a photocopier and pressing the start button?
No, but you can if you put instant coffee in the microwave.
What the fuck?
Why did I have those last seven shots and throw up on friday?
What’s the dfference between a duck?
How much heat is generated by 3 or more sleeping Armadillos?
Is it further to Toronto or by bus?
If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a pig on roller skates to cross the Rocky Mountains?
And what about Mary Lou?
Will we still have adventures, when we’re old and wearing dentures? Will you see the girl with a limber heart, swimming in the water with the sharks? Are we gonna stay the way we are? (saramamalana, that’s for you).
Say you were split, you were split in fragments and none of the pieces would talk to you.
Wouldn’t you want to be who you had been?
And just one question before I pack – when you fuck it up later, do I get my money back?