I ran across this today.
It was linked in the “Further Evidence (that the world is coming to an end)” column so I know that I am not the only person who finds this vaguely disturbing.
I think I will be buying one of those and a pair of these . A girl can never have too many pairs of christian panties.
I love it! Do they have a link to landoverbaptist.org?
That site is great. . .
Oh, I have to have a Hell-O Satan keychain!!
Christ-a-mighty! Yikes, is that disturbing. On a very special note it is:
“Brown” model indeed. Disturbing and offensive.
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That is simply… indescribable. It has got to be a parody, right? Please?
“The Culture of Life! Where even the fetuses are packin’ heat!”
melondeca
A little warning next time would be nice. I am pretty sure the link is to a web page that is making fun of silly bible thumpers. At first I was shocked. I thought it was for real, I am a little slow.
Sorry if it bothered you but this site isn’t that far fetched. I have personally been handed one of those little plastic fetuses, fetus, fetii (what the hell is the plural of fetus anyway) while trying to quickly bypass a right-to-life booth at a county fair.
It won’t be long before someone starts to hand out the soldier in a bubble.
BTW, my friend Jack, who also recieved a fetus, went around the fair and asked random strangers if they wanted to chew on his fetus. I think he got laid because of that line.
But…
Wow, that is fucking bizarre…
melondeca
I hope I did not sound snarky, I knew I should have added a smiley… 
No harm, no foul.
I liked the HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum with the instructions that you may chew up to 120 pieces daily, as needed.
What!
No chocolate covered Jesuses?
Blasphemus!
If you’re masturbating that much, you don’t have a free hand to pop gum in your mouth. And think of what your jaw muscles would look like after a few weeks of that!
Yeah, they would be bigger than your forearms.
Ok, the soldier ornament is a little…out there, but I can’t help myself from browsing around the store.
Misleading title
Wonder if I could bring this into church
She breaths fire!
Funny and potentially confusing
I wonder what they call this tract set in France?
You can’t start teaching gun safety too soon!
I actually have one of those holy water bottles. It’s full of “souvenir” holy water from my son’s baptism. I also have a babyfood jar full of holy water on my kitchen shelf next to the fish food. My daughter was supposed to use it to practice blessing herself, but we’ve been kind of lax.
I want some of the “Wash away your sins” towelettes. I’m always needing those.