Under the sheets

I Burn…Under The Sheets

Hot For Teacher…Under The Sheets

Thank Heaven for Little Gi—No, I WON’T go there!

And for them Rush fans…

Spit It Out…Under The Sheets.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

I Touch Myself-Under the Sheets

Ain’t Going Down til the Sun Comes Up-Under the Sheets

Rockefeller Skank-Under the Sheets

What’s New, Pussycat?-Under the Sheets


If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin

From Captain Beefheart:

Old Fart At Play (under the sheets)
Lick My Decals Off, Baby (under the sheets)
I Wanna Find A Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have To Go (under the sheets)
Nowadays A Woman’s Gotta Hit A Man (under the sheets)
My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains (under the sheets)
Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top (under the sheets)
Bat Chain Puller (under the sheets)
The Floppy Boot Stomp (under the sheets)
Tropical Hot Dog Night (under the sheets)
Hot Head (under the sheets)
Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee (under the sheets)
Light Reflected Off The Oceans Of The Moon (under the sheets)

Since I’ve got nowhere to go but up after the ‘Me and my Arrow’ entry, and I’m a Deadhead …

Good morning little schoolgirl…

Now I’m REALLY embarrased !
::Hoping ChiefScott appreciates my verbosity sans smilies ::

Let’s Dance Under the Sheets

Horizontal Bop Under the Sheets

Your Love is King Under the Sheets

Boom Boom Under the Sheets

If you Can’t Slow Down Under the Sheets

hahaha… I’m liking this.

Gay/Not Gay… Under the sheets

Detachable Penis… under the sheets

The little sandwich that developed a guilt complex because it was the soul survivor of a horrible bus crash (yes, that actually is a REAL song)… under the sheets.


ants spend 20% of their day working…
The Neo-Comintern

Uke and Missy: How Could You Have Missed:
Women are smarter under the sheets.

ok here goes
more human than human
heart shaped box
alive
my maria
sex type thing
black velvet
my kinda lover
california love


Viva La Dos Equis!

Happen to be listening to the CD and looking at the case

From Cake- “Prolonging the magic”
Satan is my motor- under the sheets
you turn the screws- under the sheets
let me go- under the sheets

and last but not least—

sheep go to heaven- under the sheets


still trying to think of something witty to say here.

I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)…Under the Sheets ::P:


“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

first of all, Oblio, LOL at that Me and My Arrow one.

and I thought of two more. Another song from The Waitresses, though adding the last part doesn’t really change the meaning much:

Thinking About Sex Again (under the sheets)

another few, from the eighties:

Everybody Have Fun Tonight (under the sheets)

Is There Something I Should Know (under the sheets)

and for some reason Disney’s Mulan soundtrack seems perfect for this game:

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You (under the sheets)
&
A Girl Worth Fighting For (under the sheets)

but now I’m just getting carried away. I should have ended on a high note with my first post, right?

Actually, this song from Pinnocchio is probably the best (i.e. smuttiest) one I’ve come up with:

Little Wooden Head (under the sheets)


Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd

“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight

It Ain’t Me Babe Under the Sheets

Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me Under the Sheets

We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions Under the Sheets

If I Had a Rocket Launcher Under the Sheets

Star Me Kitten… hey, you know

I’ve Got You, Babe . . .

Toccata in fugue… under the sheets.

Bohemian Rhaposdy…

Women of Ireland…

Hey Uke What about:

I Need a Miracle Under the Sheets
To Lay Me Down Under the Sheets
Good Lovin’ Under the Sheets
Turn on You Love Light Under The Sheets
Brown_eyed Woman Under the Sheets
and if you won’t to get really sick
Me and My Uncle Under the Sheets

I think the point of this game is being missed just a bit…you’re supposed to use Hymns, not just any song(half of which are about sex already). Hymns are more fun anyway…they tend to lend themselves to this game.

Amazing Grace…under the sheets
Jesus Loves Me…under the sheets
He Is My Salvation…under the sheets

use me…under the sheets

Continuing with the hymns…!

Rejoice, Believers…under the sheets
Savior of the Nations, Come…under the sheets
Comfort, Comfort NOw My People…under the sheets
The King Shall Come…under the sheets
O Come Emmanuel…under the sheets
Hark, the Glad Sound…under the sheets

I may go to hell for this, but this is like shooting fish in a barrel!

Some Beatles:

Come Together…under the sheets
Don’t Let Me Down…under the sheets
Here, There, and Everywhere…under the sheets
I’ll Get You…under the sheets
Can’t Buy Me Love…under the sheets
I’m Only Sleeping…under the sheets

More Dead;

It must have been the roses under the sheets

Never trust a woman under the sheets

When I paint my masterpiece under the sheets
(sue me)

Lady with a fan under the sheets

Not fade away under the sheets

Stella blue under the sheets

Larry