Boy, is this more convoluted than I thought.
My first thought was ‘I hate bumper stickers. I can understand that.’
Then the subtext kicked in.
Maybe they’re just not used to the gay thing yet. It might take some time. Hell, I’ll tell you this though, if they’re anything like my parents they’d find something to bitch about whether you were gay or not. Sort of a resistance to your independence. Hopefully they’ll get over it.
This is immature, but I think a condom on the hood ornament would be really cool. And safe.