Sorry there UncaStuart, but the truth, in all its glory, must be revealed – 'Tis true what is nae worn 'neath the kilt.
Dr. Watson
“Diteadh boireannach! Not here fer christsakes!”
ROFLMAO!!! hahaha a Z shape!! People actually use the holes?? LOL!
"Every one is bound to bear patiently the results of his own example. "
-Phædrus
I prefer ordinary cotton panties myself, white more often than not. It’s not as if anyone is going to see them…
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Rightey-O, lady. I don’t wear anything but boxer briefs, and my GF loves 'em. As far as the “hole” is concerned, y’all should try gettin your fundies (that’s “foon-dies” from the combo of ‘funky’ and ‘undies’.) from Structure. They have nifty buttons to keep the hole closed so you don’t pull a “Something About Mary” and still allow you to piss without bending your wang into a Z shape. The FTL kind fit kinda nice, but they have the flap in front and that kinda sux.
But overall, boxer briefs are the bomb. I like them the best.
Fat Guy in a Little Coat,
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a couple of clarifications:
eden - I deduced your gender correctly…I used to get ‘bunched’ when a teen and wearing briefs. the ‘true, man, true’ is just a fun little quote I got from a local radio DJ…which I meant as a gender-neutral ‘you are correct’ (I guess you had to be there). hey, I just enjoyed your description…
Briefs - hate the flap, especially when it is loose (and the loose legs) and your unit can weasel its way out…see thread about ‘adjustments’.
Boxers - same reason as above…I’ve never tried boxers because I didn’t enjoy the sensation in the dysfunctional briefs
Bikini - these were comfortable when I was skinny…no animal prints tho…
Boxer-briefs - hunh?..do the cycle-shorts fit into this? no women wearing these types?
It has to be bikinis for me, all diffrent colors. I hate the old granny panties. Ralph Loren makes some of the most comfy ones I’ve found.
For Lion, well he may kill me for telling but he hasn’t worn underwear in years. If we have female company over night especially very young female company he will sleep in a pair of cut offs.
Son will wear any type of underwear. But he prefers boxerbriefs or boxers.
Ayesha
I would wear boxers, but for some reason my jeans have all shrunk, and they’re real uncomfortable with that extra layer. so I wear tight and white. As far as sexy goes, I figure if they’re seeing them I’ve got more important things to worry about.
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I’ve got a little black book with me poems in. I’ve got a bag, toothbrush, and a comb.
Briefs. Black cotton ones. Dark blue, or sometimes gray. Hate white. Grew up with boxers, I loathe them now.
Having said that? My lover gave me black silk boxers. Oye… how could I deny her? So, I wear them for her.
Cartooniverse
If you want to kiss the sky, you’d better learn how to kneel.
I generally wear boxers, but I will wear briefs when I’m doing something athletic (see the thread about ‘adjustment’.)
I have a question for the boxer-wearing guys (or girls, too). Some of the boxers that I see have a seam running right up the butt crack, while others have a wide panel running down the middle of the back. Whenever I get the seam type, they never fit me right – the seam always seems to crawl up my backside. (Needless to say, I try to avoid them, but between sealed packages and gifts, I have several).
Perhaps my preference is based on the way I’m built (ample in the posterior), but do you boxer-wearers have a preference on the type of boxer you wear.
Jockeys (and why ARE they named that, anyway?) are completely unattractive to me. Functional and supportive, yes, but boxers do a helluva lot more for me. Mmm, yeah. I know, I know, everything’s just flopping away in those…but…mmm, yeah.
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
Oh, and I’m a bikini to string-bikini panty girl (keep in mind, though, they’re usually just cotton, nothing lacey or whatever). And I’m not opposed to the occasional thong. I’ll wear them even if I won’t be seeing my man that night.
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
Definitely boxers for day-to-day wear. Bikini kind of underwear for athletic activities, except running b/c running shorts have their own little built-in underwear.
Began wearing boxers before high school and haven’t had a pair of whitey-tighties since.
I’ve tried the boxer-briefs, but I’m quite short with little butt and the boxer-briefs that I’ve found just don’t fit those of us that are lacking in stature.
Summertime … no undies - just free swingin’
All the GFs and now the wife seemed to prefer boxers - well, at least I was never asked to wear anything else.
SO steals a pair or two of my flanel boxers to wear around the house.
To Billdo. From my experience, the boxers with the seam down the middle are pretty cheap and uncomfortable.
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto
Boxers. They’re more comfortable. Briefs are too confining. And what is this boloney about sexy underwear for men, anyway? Underwear should be functional.
First of all, I have to congratulate Billdo for his observations about the seam in the back of boxers. I work in the men’s dept of a dept store, and we could never figure out why some had that third panel and other just have a seam. Billdo just provided proof for what we assumed.
Personally, I prefer a man in a pair of boxers. Flannel please, those look the best.
As a female, I prefer sensible white cotton bikinis.
Old fashioned fruit of the loom briefs. Am overwieght, so I know it looks not to nice if you see me in them, but I’d rather looka bit bad on the offchance you’d ever see me nearnude, than deal with the chaffing of wearing boxers.
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
In college, I wore the Speedo-style briefs only because my girlfriend loved to see to me in (and out of) them. After our split, I went to boxers. I have a few pair that feature Joe Cool on them. But I can’t handle boxers with just the one seam that runs up your permanent verticle smile! OUCH! As for the gym, I usually wear a cotton boxer-type similar to bike riding shorts that holds me in place while on the treadmill or stairclimber.
As for my ladies, I prefer silk, satin and lace or anything of the likes except for those old lady drawers! ACK!
“Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’”
E A Poe
some of the posts in this thread are a bit more graphic than need be . . . my curiosity is already punishing me for looking at the pictures on the site linked to from the “pizza guy gets hit by a car” thread . . . and here I thought this thread would be a PG version of the “pubic hair styling” threads
and here’s something you won’t find in my SDMB profile: boxers
are you done with me yet? Can I go now, please?
Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Briefs for me. Boring white cotton briefs. I dont like boxers too much (except when i’m at home relaxing) because they have just a bit too much freedom.
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…