Dear Santy Klaws,
I know you gave me unemployment status LAST year for Christmas, and I did see the silver lining in it. It enabled me to get a job I really wanted. But this year, things were going pretty well. My boss is evil, but many bosses are evil, and being employed means I can pay my rent and bills and stuff. I know, I know, you have soooo many kids to get presents for, and sometimes you forget and give the same person the same thing twice. But did it have to be unemployment AGAIN? Well, at least I got a present, right?
Yours Truly,
unemployedmle
ps. I know this is the Pit. I really want to rant about this, really, I do, the fucking asshole verbally abusive boss who I have put up with for ten months because I really liked this job told me “well, at least I didn’t tell you right before Thanksgiving like I had originally planned”. Thanks, dude. You’re a real pal.
I know, it’s weak. But it had to be done.