Heh, nice brag post. 
To tell the truth, I’m a dash enthusiast. Look at my posting history here and you’ll see that any post I make of two or more paragraphs is very likely to have at least one dash. In fact, I often have to go back and rework my sentence structure to avoid them, because by inclination they’d be in every third or fourth sentence.
Question: is there a term for a “dash clause,” like the one present in your prize-winning sentence? Is the clause “bedashed”? Is it just another class of parenthetical clause?