Uninformative thread titles

First, you do realize what MPSIMS stands for right?

Second, are you fucking blind?

Whenever I see a thread by Master Wang-Ka, I know that the title doesn’t necessarily tell me what the thread is about, that it won’t be a two-sentence OP, & that I will be at least chuckling if not outright laughing as I read it. Case in point.
My own recent thread intentionally has a clickbaitish headline, & while it does describe what the thread is about it also doesn’t.

In the Boy Scout thread, you’ve gone on, ad naseum

Yet you’re starting a thread calling just out one poster. Where’s your dignity & respect towards Beck?