I was proselytized via snail mail today. I got a letter and a tract from someone trying to convert me into a Jehovah’s Witness.
The funny part? The name of the tract was:
"Jesus Christ! Who is He?"
At least that’s how it was written in the letter.
Strangely, I don’t think I read that title in quite the way my mysterious correspondent was hoping.
HA! I would have read it the same way. Any return address? You could correct it and send it back.
OK, there’s some humor there.
Not nearly as good as the classic saga of the guy in his drawers chasing the Witness lady down the street with a sword…or maybe it was a large dildo. Or maybe I’m co-mingling stories. That is gonna be hard to top.
Tell em you would like to convert, but didn’t see the accident.
