Just me and my dead…penis.
Don’t say penis in this house!
Penis, ma! Penis, penis, penis! Big fucking erect penis!
(Tom Cruise)
I don’t remember which two-reeler it was from, or which particular Stooge uttered the line, but one of the Three Stooges solemnly declared, “You just ejaculated a mouthful!”
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Nothing beats that bit from 8MM. From memory:
“Did you watch it with him?”
“What?”
“The snuff film. Did you watch it with him?”
“What does this have to do with anything?”
“Did it get him off? Huh? Did you stroke him? DID YOU GIVE HIM THE HANDJOB WHILE HE WAS WATCHING HER GET BUTCHERED?!”
Fuckin’ Nic Cage, man.
In Emanuelle III (I think it was), Sylvia Kristel says “Don’t be a fool - there’s no sense in it”, which struck me as kind of obvious.
Mr. Stalin, I believe history will record you as a great builder for the benefit of mankind.
This made me laugh out loud.
Unobtainium. :rolleyes:
In Downfall, not the meme scene but later right after Hitler rants about Himmler’s betrayal, he tells von Greim about his imaginary offensive and his imaginary jet fighters. It’s just comical the way Goebbels looks like he’s suppressing laughter while von Greim totally buys it.
Oldie: EXODUS, near the end, Paul Newman is delivering a eulogy over the grave of one the main characters who was killed. What should have been a deeply emotional scene is totally destroyed by his expression of anger at the politics that led to her death: [paraphrase]“I’m so angry, I could howl like a dog.” Audiences laugh. Totally mood-destroying, even film destroying.
“Kneel before ZOD!”
“DO YOU WANT LUNCH?”
-John Travolta, dangling a rat and speaking like a Monty Python old lady character in Battlefield Earth.
Kevin Costner in the courtroom trying to prove the JFK conspiracy
‘And they say the Presidents Brain, has dissapeared!’
Doesn’t fit the OP. That was a joke. A pretty obvious one, too, actually.
Guess it’s not unintentional, but in There’s Something About Mary when Chris Elliot’s character Woogie is asked how he’s doing, he responds with “Each day is better than the next.”
I’ve used that line many times when asked how I’m doing, and no one has ever caught it.
The Alamo has a few.
“I gotta warn yeah, I’m a screamer.”
“They killed me Davey, they killed me”
I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Return of the Jedi yet.
Palpatine: Then you must go to the sanctuary moon and wait for him.
Vader: He will come to me?
Palpatine: I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you and you will bring him before me.
Vader: As you wish.
Alright, designed for two things. Search and Destroy.
Wot about repo’tin back?
Alright, A killing machine designed for three things: search and edstroy and reporting back.
And discriminatin’ 'tween living and dead peoples, roight?
Fine! A killing machine designed for three things: search and edstroy and reporting back, and telling the difference between living and dead people.
Well, don’t forget that…
I realize it’s not fair to pick lines from Highlander II, but I’m going to do it anyway.
The hero has rescued a very competent female resistance fighter. We’ve already seen her handle weapons during a daring raid. But as they get to know each other, she begins to suspect he’s got some kind of unpleasant secret (she has no idea!).
So she confronts him. I don’t remember her dialogue exactly, but the message is clear: she’s a modern woman, she demands that he tell her what’s up, and she emphasizes that he shouldn’t try to pass off some stupid BS story on her because she’s skeptical and won’t believe it.
He sighs and then straightforwardly says, “OK. I am from the planet Zeist and I cannot die.”
I mean, honestly, that’s his response to “don’t feed me some BS story?”
Although the movie has long gone off the rails by that point, it’s still jarring that she sighs and leans her head against him as her response.
Later, he has to show her how to load a shotgun…because now that she’s kissed him, the exposure to testosterone has driven her past as a master weapons-handler in the resistance clean out of her head.
Shockingly, no one has picked the king of lines like this:
Revenge Of The Sith - “Noooooooooooo!”