Princess Leia kissing Luke Skywalker in Star Wars “for luck.” Both funny and EEEEEEWWWW.
Except that line was unintentionally non-hilarious. The opposite of what we’re talking about.
Well, it didn’t become “EEEEWWWWW” until six years later.
Release the kraken!
But other than that, whjat have the hunter-seekers ever done for us?
I don’t think this exchange between John Travolta & Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction was supposed to be as funny as the two of them made it. Marelous delivery.
The Color Purple is one of my all-time favorite movies ever, with scenes that just rip my heart out. But for some reason that movie really lends itself to ripping lines out of context for comedic effect.
'‘I loves Harpo, God knows I do, but I’ll kill him dead ‘fo I let him beat me!’’
hilarious.
between stallone and arnold there are about a million.
notably:
“who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
“he’s in my house! eating my cookies!”
I’ll come in again.
“Gimme the bat, Wendy.” ::thonk::
I don’t remember if the line was in the movie, but in the Bourne Ultimatum trailer the CIA boss lady, describing what a bad ass Bourne is, says this gem of a line.
Really CIA boss lady, really? If he gets pissed off when they try to kill him and fail, I’d hate to see how angry he would get if they tried to kill him and succeed.
Link to trailer
In the The China Syndrome, there was a lot of nervous laughter in the theater when the movie scientist says “The China Syndrome would render an area the size of Pennsylvania permanently uninhabitable.”
This was in March, 1979 when Three Mile Island happened.
No, unfortunately it doesn’t (I wonder if there was anything humorous in the original dialog here. I saw the German version some time ago, but don’t remember this particular scene, but OTOH, I don’t remember any comic relief in this movie).
Too late to Edit: Ok, I see I’ve been whooshed :smack:.
Unfortunately, most of the humor in Downfall is predicated on the audience not understanding German. Doesn’t stop it from being a damn good movie, however.
From Vertigo, when Jimmy Stewart’s character is trying to give Kim Novak’s second character a makeover:
SCOTTIE
(Studying)
The color of your hair…
JUDY
Ah, no!
SCOTTIE
Judy, please it can't matter to you...“He shouldn’t be alive. This vexes me. I am terribly vexed.”
–Commodus
“Chaos reigns.”
–Not-so-fantastic Self-devouring Mr. Fox
Not a movie, but in Starcraft 2, there are some unintentionally breaking the 4th wall moments of dialogue.
Adjutant (your AI thingamabob): The Protoss have sealed a Terrazine vent.
Raynor: The Protoss have sealed a Terrazine vent!
No shit, captain obvious. I enjoyed the campaign but I seriously wondered if Jimmy got by on this whole ‘resistance leader’ schtick by repeating what the last person just said.
Almost worse is Zeratul, who has nothing better to do than to muse in his own mind how he’s gotta use blink and void prism (to hint to the player how to get past various puzzles in the level).
It would be like me saying, “I desire a beer, but first I must get in my car and drive to 7-11, then spend 8.99 to purchase a six-pack. The beer will be unpleasantly warm, so I ought to find a place to put it to chill it before I consume it” 
From Closer:
Gobshite No 1: “You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.”
Gobshite No 2: “Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist, covered in blood!”
Terrible movie. This was supposed to be a bit of a zinger I think, but it was unintentionally hilarious.
The animated Tekken movie. It was terrible. I knew it was terrible, but I like Tekken, so I watched it. At 4:02 in this clip, Jun asks Kazuya, “Why are you so upset? Is it because your father threw you off that cliff?”. Uhhhh, well, probably.
No one in the room registered what happened for the next two minutes or so, because we were laughing so hard. What makes it even funnier is that she’s really hurt and horrified by Kazuya’s behavior, like she had no friggen clue that getting thrown off a cliff by one’s own father would really change a guy.