Boy, first they pull Doctor David Dao off the overbooked flight, and now this.
Rabbit In Running To Be World’s Largest Dies On United Flight
…and just when you think the story can’t get any weirder…
Double checked Snopes for this one. Seems legit.
He was just reaccomodated…to the afterlife.
Oh wait, was Jimmy Carter on the flight?
Well, they accomplished what Elmer Fudd could not; they killed the wabbit.
^But it took a jet plane, flight crew and ground personnel to do so!
You don’t f#@% wit da wabbit!
The gremlin finally got him.
Memo to self: Do not send roadrunner by air.
So, the rabbit died? Congratulations!
In other unrelated news, Glenn Close was recently hired as a United flight attendant.
And of course the rabbit died on the way to O’HARE.
United Airlines may be looking into some good exorcists and Voodoo Doctors…
Did the pilot have red hair, beard, and mustache and was seen with recipes for hassenpheffer?
Somebody must be pregnant.
What’s it like in a cargo hold for animals? Are the holds pressurized and warmed?
Yeah, probably Madame Maxime.
They’re supposed to be, on flights that allow animals, but there are all sorts of horror stories among people who move animals (dog shows and the like) about it…failing sometimes.
Jet-lagomorph?
Them are some fuckin’ big rabbits. :eek: Makes me think of Twilight Zone: The Movie.
Right. I’m never sending an animal in a cargo hold, period.
I just noticed that the Huffington Post article mentioned that the rabbit was a traveling to its new owner, supposedly a celebrity. So anyone want to speculate who that might be? If he were still alive, I’d have guessed Michael Jackson, just because of what I’ve heard about what he had at his ranch.