Said: “This is Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship Enterprise. Do you require assistance?”
Heard: “This is Pinky Looky Clown Boy. Do you want to Can Can?”
Said: “We come in peace. We mean you no harm”
Heard: “We’re just ache’n to fire these big ass guns at someone.”
Said: “Alderan is a peaceful basketball, I mean planet!”
Heard: “Look at my tits!”
Said: “SSSssss…hiss…gutteral noises…aaaurggh…pleh!”
Heard: “You call that a knife?”
Sure, it’s supposed to be Star Trek, I just threw in some Wars and Dundee to open up some new possiblities. 
Join me…
Or die!
