Unnecessary Government Announcements

Mermaids don’t exist.

Any other official announcements caught your eye?

“There is no zombie apocalypse”.

In their defense, the 7,756,152nd time that one of your employees has to take time out of his or her busy day to answer the oh-so-cute query from a little first grader who’s writing his/her first letter to the Government. . . it just makes sense to put up a web page and point them to it.

I was just about to say wtf? FIRST letter to the government? who the hell writes to the government?

when I remembered I’d commented on a consultation less than 24 hours ago :smiley:

“The terror alert level is now Orange.”

“Is your computer plugged in?”