Unoriginal Idea for Topic

Gratuitous flirting with OP and three other posters in thread (minimum).

Gratuituous use of the word gratuituous in thinly-veiled snide statement that thread ought be moved to a different forum.

Invocation of Gaudere’s Law, with obligatory missspelling.

Mention of DopeFest!

Poster asking if he/she has just been “whoosed”.

Correcting spelling of last post.

:d&r:

Hitler and Nazis.

Scratches head. Rolls eyeballs. Heads for door.

Uncontrollable ranting. Unspecified threat. Witty put-down.

ROTFLMAO a day later after three Google searches, a thesaurus, the complete works of Rudyard Kipling and a copy of Moby Dick, wherein I finally understand the reference and both puns.

Obligatory remark about owing me a new monitor/keyboard/beverage.

[Homer Simpson]

mmmmmmm…__________ (fill in the blank)

[/Homer Simpson)

This was a great original idea for an OP!

Grammar flame.

Could I have a cite on that?

Head-shaking induced whiplash.

Eye-rolling gyroscope action.

Nausea.

Rant at non-understanding posters.

::runs naked through thread::