Popular Science is just the funniest magazine name to me, because I can’t help but wonder what the table of contents would look like in a magazine called Unpopular Science. I’m sure I can’t think of anything funny, so feel free to add to the table of contents at your leisure, or as inspiration hits you.
Unpopular Science
Issue 1, Volume 1
28 June 2004
Table of Contents:
Features
pg. 15 The Fall 2004 Pocket Protectors Have Arrived: Pleather is In!
pg. 24 “Is That an Orthogonal Vector in Your Pocket?” Math Puns Guaranteed to Fail as Pick-Up Lines
pg. 37 A Multiple-Regression Analysis of the Social Success of Medical Doctors Versus Doctors of Philosophy: The Booty Gap
pg. 58 Lost in a Discoteche: Dance Moves Even You Can Master
Departments
pg. 5 Letter From the Editor: Your A-Student Child is a Dork and I Can Prove it
pg. 12 Under One-Hundred Copies Sold! US Book Reviews
pg. 42 News You Can Use: Improvised Weapons from Lab Equipment—Advice for the Bullied Secondary School Student
pg. 51 Dating 101: Cultural Anthropologists Detail the Social Patterns of the Ever-Elusive “Girl”.
pg. 78 Parting Shot: A Risque Interpretation of Stokes’ Theorem
