Do you like dark humor? Like gross things? Lets make some ads for made up products or services!
Me first:
Got knocked up?
Try
SLOPPY JOE’S
Drive-Thru
Abortion Clinic
They rape ya…we scrape ya!
No fetus can beat us!
Grand opening sale
Buy one…get one free!
Skeezix
2
If you listen… you can almost hear the burning rubber as a Mod comes screamin’ in to lock this one up… 
Skeezix
3
That was, of course, supposed to be “screeching tires”… Teach me to be a wise-ass without previewing… :smack: