If you were polishing your good friend pete in an airplae toilet would it be spread over a wide area when you flush?
Mego Spidey???
I used to have a female boss. A real bitch, ya know?
Anyway, I managed to “borrow” her chapstick one day and, well, you get the idea.
The tip of the chapstick was “moistureized” and returned unknowingly.
Every time she used that thing I just doubled over!!! ooooohhhhh, that was good!!! 
There’s this casting of a Glyptodont carapace in a museum that shall remain nameless.
Man, if you can get it done while looking at THAT thing, there isn’t a women on earth that you’d have a problem with.
Imho, Tmi.
O.k.?