"Unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out"

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Ann Romney recently said in an interview that we haven’t seen the real Mitt Romney on the campaign trail, and from what I can tell, the real Mitt Romney likes to hang out with his wang out. She said that to see the real Mitt Romney, we need to"unzip him."

@the story

Asked about criticism that Romney is “too stiff,” Ann Romney laughed and replied, “I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!”

I also find it interesting that Ann feels the need (in the above quote) to announce Mitt’s erectile disfunction, but I guess it does make him more “human,” and possibly a bit more relatable to middle-aged men, who also may have a problem not getting stiff, ifyaknowwhatImeanandIthinkthatyoudo.
I just wonder if we finally unzip the man and let the real Romney out, will he be cut or uncut on the stump?

[Rhythmdvl]

It’s popped up (heh) here recently, but if someone hasn’t seen it yet, here’s some pure genius:

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

I’m still laughing about “A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney” from yesterday’s New York Times.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Rhythmdvl

It’s popped up (heh) here recently, but if someone hasn’t seen it yet, here’s some pure genius:

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up

That was some truly impressive archive trawling and editing.

@Malleus_Incus_Stapes

I’m still laughing about “A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney” from yesterday’s New York Times.

That was genius!

[The_Understander]

@malleus

i’m still laughing about “a quantum theory of mitt romney” from yesterday’s new york times.

Hahahahahaha!

Given the OP, though, it’s gonna be hell to set up a double-slit experiment.