Awright, that’s it. Now I’m reeeeeeeeeeally mad.
Entice me to buy your Lemmings Revolution and then fix it so the damn thing won’t run on my computer. I Pit your stupid white screen of death. I want my lousy $9.99 back, you snarky little green-headed squeakers.
Bad enough I gotta put up with my kids razzing me about the lame video games that are all I can handle, but when a lame video game won’t even RUN even I draw the line!
Well, ::chuckle:: you were planning to take the role of a lemming, weren’t you? So why are you suprised when you were enticed to take an action that proved your … erm … downfall?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist such an obvious bad joke.
On a more serious note, bargain bin games piss me off to no end. Every time I buy one, I realize why it was such a “bargain” to begin with. Why are you limiting yourself to those? Is your computer old? If it is, I’m sure you can find some great advice on some cool, but outdated, games for your machine around here.
I’m only limiting myself to games I won’t lose if I play more than two minutes. And games where I won’t get blown to hell and back, stomped, squished, drowned, doused with chemicals, shot full of holes and/or decapitated. Or turned into a frog.
No first, second, third or fourth person shooters for me. No multi player fantasy fests. My poor old brain isn’t up to that.
I just want the freakin’ LEMMINGS.