Update on really boring thread

About a year ago my pitting of my telephone company was [snooze]sooooo boooorrrrrrrinnnnnnnggggggg . . . . [/snooze], that it was closed: Dear Thunder Bay Telephone - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board

Since the Teeming Millions must have been holding baited breath for the last year, in anxious anticipation of the outcome, well, here it is – the Yellow Pages side of the phone book is coughing up $3,000 for putting my advert in the wrong place (under my first name rather than my last name). Good for them. :slight_smile:

Wow, the phone company must be dumb not to be able to figure out where to put an add for Muffin! :smiley:

Five minutes? It was closed in five minutes?
I pit that closure.
(That should be “bated” breath)
Peace,
mangeorge

Sorry, my bad (breath). I should have checked for the Straight Dope on that one: http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mbated.html

It probably would have helped the original thread if you had mentioned the whole first name/last name transference thing…

No sorry. I knew the spelling, but not all that in your link.
wlsned, eh?

I didn’t know about it at the time – it didn’t occur to me to look under my first name.

It made for an interesting conversation with the account representative:

Muffin: “I have a complaint about my ad.”
Account Rep: “What is it?”
Muffin: “Have a look at it.”
Account Rep: “I can’t find it.”
Muffing: “That’s my complaint.”

I’m curious about Giraffe’s comment in that thread-- saying that it’s not “of broad enough interest to remain open.” While it’s possible that most people would find an OP like that somewhat dull, does it tax the servers more to have threads open? Wouldn’t that mean that all threads older than 3 months should be closed to save space and prevent zombies? And if it’s not a space issue, where’s the harm in leaving it open to see if people would post in it?

That 5-minute closing was weak, Giraffe. :slight_smile:

Perhaps Muffin’s experience prompted him/her to sing “Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me,” in which case “baited breath” would be correct.

You really can’t get a good thread going on here unless you’re listed in the Yellow Pages. That’s when you’ve really hit the big time.

Welcome aboard, Muffin :wink: