It dawned on me a few hours later (actually, about when the sun also dawned on me) that this little suggestion here is very close to the Big Question I’ve been chewing on.
I’ve come to hate that having a computer and a smart phone available seem to require that I also be a hobbyist. In a sense, the reason I started to buy more expensive Apple products was because “they just work” and users don’t also have to join clubs to be able to fix them.
That started to break down, the winter before last, when the OS-X upgrades stopped working (I looked it up and the problem was a “hash mismatch” error that kept coming up during the download part). While I was short term focused on the technical issues, there was also a long term thinking part of me that was quietly observing that I was putting an insane effort into basically maintaining an appliance.
I tried to buy an iPhone app weeks ago, and got the message that App Store Terms & Conditions had changed and I had to read and agree to them. I skimmed over the text as I scrolled to the bottom of the screen, and there at the bottom it said “Page 1 of 55”, and a little piece of me inside went “poink” and broke, and the long term thinking part of me quietly observed that signing an agreement without reading and understanding it, and reading and thinking it through sufficiently well to understand it, and taking it to my lawyer and paying at least a few hundred dollars to have him do that and explain it to me, were all insane options.
And there that long term part of me was yesterday afternoon, sitting on my shoulder, when we were over four hours into the process and they were suggesting the next thing to try was they would spend a half hour upgrading software, then bringing over my most critical data (contacts, calendar, that sort of thing), then verify that my email hadn’t become broken in the process, and then they’d send me home with clear instructions about how to wipe my phone clean and start over again the process of restoring from iCloud, which they said shouldn’t take any more than around ten hours, twenty at the worst, and it should all go just fine, and they want to help empower me to take care of my own needs. Which is not what I thought I came there to make happen. The long term thinking part of me quietly observed that I had 12 GB of data, and the larger iPhone 6 option is over ten times that, and that means customers restoring one of those loaded with data should only need about 100 hours to do it. Two hundred hours at the worst.
And so I keep ruminating about how happy I feel after diving into one of these self-inflicted projects, and how much they have to do with me being the person I want to be, and wondering if I’m insane or millions of other customers are insane – but not finding any other viable conclusions.