I hope this isn’t as obscure as it sounds.
Late one night a few years back I woke up listening to my clock radio, to a sonorous voice supposedly intoning facts about the planet Uranus: “Uranus is moist and wet… Uranus is dark and mostly explored,” etc. Somewhere in the litany I realized that what I was listening was actually a series of double-entendres in the vein of SNL’s Delicious Dish / Schweaty Balls skit. But then I fell back asleep.
Does this ring any bells? I’ve been wanting to find out the person responsible for this bit of brain spackle and throttle them – or at least hear the whole skit when I’m fully conscious.