Urban Legend: Shrimp Lady

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Yup Zulu, a proper paramedic would have put her on a back board.

Anyway, since brine shrimp live in cool salty water (like the waters of maine) there is no way they could have hatched inside of her. Also why would they be inside the lobster? if it shit out the eggs, they would have been the remains of it’s lunch. Not to mention the fact that lobster tails end in fins, and aren’t something you’d want near an easily lacerated mucous membrane.
I remember watching this movie from Japan (Tampopo. Means Dandelion, BTW) where a man and his lover are using food for foreplay. The man took a live shrimp, put it in a bowl, and covered it with some sort of Alcohol (i think) he then placed the bowl and the shrimp upside down on his woman’s body (her stomach) and let the shrimp twitch violently. The twitching and convulsing of the shrimp tickled the woman and she went into ecstasy. Odd movie :).

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Poor lobster! Poor shrimp! Animal abuse!
:slight_smile:

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But no one’s answered the most important question of all:

Did the paramedics bring cocktail sauce?

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Wrong again kiddies…
the moral is as follows:

Lobster is expensive, cucumbers are cheap.

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Well, placing a person on a backboard in the average bathroom might be pretty tricky, sometimes you have to move them first.

and, IIRC, lobsters eat rotten carrion from the sea floor (you should see the stuff they put in the traps), I’m not convinced suck up eggs