I was on vacation with my wife recently, which we spent in a Pocono Mountain resort. Most evenings we would go to their nightclub for a bit of drinking, dancing, shows, etc.
One evening there, when I went to the men’s room, I found it empty. I had my pick of eight urinals to choose from. I walked up to the second one and began my business (for these purposes, we’ll call the setup urinals #1-8, running left to right. I was at urinal #2).
A moment later, another gentleman enters and promptly walks up to urinal #3.
Now, if a bathroom were packed, I’d have no problem with this. I know when I step into the bathroom at Giants Stadium, I’ll be waiting in a line three-deep in front of each urinal. But in this case, I gotta say this was uncalled for. Spread out, man! Gimme a little elbow room.
I would have to say that *The Big Book of Urinal Etiquette * would have to begin with:
Rule #1: Unless there is no option available, do not use a urinal adjacent to another urinal already in use.
What else should we have on this list?