This guy just won’t quit.
Man with urine fetish disobeys judge’s order*
Alan D. Patton was at a public pool shortly after he was told to stay away from places where children gather.
A Northwest Side man who was arrested in June trying to collect boys’ urine at a sports complex restroom was issued a criminal-trespassing warning yesterday after he was found at a public swimming pool.
Alan D. Patton, 56…was escorted out of a City of Hilliard pool at 3800 Veterans Memorial Dr., about 2:30 p.m.
He had just appeared in Franklin County Municipal Court that morning on the charge from June, which stemmed from his arrest at Sports Ohio on Cosgray Road."*
The headline at that time was “Man charged again in quest for urine”:
*Police charged a northwest Columbus man with criminal mischief for allegedly planning to collect young boys’ urine and drink it…According to a police report…(a) female employee recognized him as the same man she saw the previous week “putting Saran Wrap on toilets and cups in urinals.”
The employee called police and found Patton walking out of a restroom stall with a black duffle bag".*
After this bust, according to the Dispatch:
*"He was allowed to remain free with the order to stay away from all public restrooms, as well as places where children gather, such as pools, movie theaters and playgrounds.
Patton, an admitted child molester, was not arrested in Hilliard yesterday but was issued a criminal-trespassing warning, according to Dublin police."*
Oh, good.
“Be on the lookout for suspicious white male, may be lurking around public facilities carrying foul-smelling liquids. Approach with caution.”
Might the judge be pissed off enough to throw him in jail this time?
A search of the Columbus Dispatch website for the story (under the term “urine”) turned up two stories about this guy, plus the headline “Ex-Buckeye Koufos signs for $1 million with Jazz”.
I don’t want to know.
In doing a search of the Dope to see if this perv has been the topic of a thread here before, I find that the subject of urine has evidently come up before, in discussions with titles like “How have you annoyed animals?” and “I pit men in thongs”.
I really don’t want to know.