Urine on my pants - a game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I have urine on my pants. You guys get 20 (yes or no only) questions to figure out what happened.
And go!

2

Is it your urine? :eek:

3

Good question.
Yes

4

Is it human?

5

If the answer to the first question is no, then “Is it human urine?”

6

Do you have the pants on your body at the place where they would normally go?

7

I won’t count the last two

8

Did alcohol play a part?

Sgt Schwartz

9

Is the urine on or around the leg holes?

10

yes

11

Is there also urine on your underwear?

12

Before the urine got on your pants were you in the process of urinating?

13

Did alcohol play a part?
no
Is the urine on or around the leg holes?
no
Is there also urine on your underwear?
no

14

Were you undergoing a drug screening?

Sgt Schwartz

15

Before the urine got on your pants were you in the process of urinating?
yes

16

Did you piss your pants?

17

We’re all thinking it but no one is saying it.

Did you pee your pants?

OK, that doesn’t count. You’d have pee on your underwear.

Was it spilled on from outside your pants?

18

Did you piss into a fan, an airplane propeller, the wind, some other strong air?

19

Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine?

20

That’s all that’s left! Winner!