Are there college students involved in this?
Were you undergoing a drug screening?
no
Did you piss your pants?
no
Was it spilled on from outside your pants?
kinda
Did you piss into a fan, an airplane propeller, the wind, some other strong air?
no
Were you carrying a jar of your urine down the stairs to place in a Rubbermaid bin marked “Urine : 2/25/07 - 3/25/07” in your basement when you tripped over a box of light bulbs that someone left on the stairs, causing you to drop the jar and it to burst open, showering your pants with urine?
no
Are there college students involved in this?
no
I hate when that happens.
Splashback from a poorly designed urinal?
Splashback from a poorly designed urinal?
Splashback? yes
from urinal? yes
due to poor design? no
I’m giving clues cause I’m done with work in 25 more min.
Do you just have exceptionally bad aim???
Do you just have exceptionally bad aim???
Nope.
Did you produce an exceptionally strong stream causing said splashback?
something in the urinal that didn’t belong there??
Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear?
Will you be talking about this sordid incident on Jerry Springer?
Jesus, I just about got urine in my pants reading some of the responses here. 
Urine on your pants is **NOT **a game, young man. Just wait till your father gets home.
Guess #1 - Did someone Saran-wrap the urinal so that it looked “good to go” but instead gave you a major splashback?.
Guess #2 - Did nobody ever tell you that laying on your back and ‘playing fountain’ can get messy?
I don’t post at the Dope much from home, but I hate to leave you hangin.
Did you produce an exceptionally strong stream causing said splashback?
no
something in the urinal that didn’t belong there??
I’ll have to give this a ‘yes’
Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear?
no - but bonus points for making up ‘urinator’
Were you startled or unexpectedly, overly amused by something while taking a leak at the urinal with your urinator outside your pants and not in your underwear?
no, it’s not that good of a story.
Guess #1 - Did someone Saran-wrap the urinal so that it looked “good to go” but instead gave you a major splashback?. no - but good guess
Guess #2 - Did nobody ever tell you that laying on your back and ‘playing fountain’ can get messy? yes, nobody ever told me that. but no, that’s not what happened.
Hmmm, caused by splashback from something normally not found in a urinal.
I’m going to guess… a Bible
Did you forget about this thread?
If no:
Was the FUO (foreign urinal object) bigger than a normal urinal cake?
Good guess. I’ll say a one-pound brick of uranium.
A cell phone?
…then an erect penis? Were you having to do The Flying Superman?