Were you sitting on the toilet at work at 9 a.m. to go #2 but had to go #1 first, thought the urine stream was hitting the inside front of the bowl but instead was going between the edge of the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, was quietly soaking the left pant leg of your khakis, and you didn’t notice until you were at the sink washing your hands and you leg felt wet?
(Sorry, this happened to me last year.)
I’m assuming from your answers that you are a man. Therefore:
Did you notice the foreign object in the urinal before you started peeing?
If yes, did you not factor that into the splashback capability?
I hate it when that happens!
I’m going to guess… a Bible.
That’s not a yes/no question. And it’s wrong
Good guess. I’ll say a one-pound brick of uranium.
Huh? no
A cell phone?
no
…then an erect penis? Were you having to do The Flying Superman?
no, but I do know the feeling.
Were you sitting on the toilet at work at 9 a.m. to go #2 but had to go #1 first, thought the urine stream was hitting the inside front of the bowl but instead was going between the edge of the toilet bowl and the toilet seat, was quietly soaking the left pant leg of your khakis, and you didn’t notice until you were at the sink washing your hands and you leg felt wet?
no, but good story.
Did you notice the foreign object in the urinal before you started peeing?
no (it wasn’t there when I started)
If yes, did you not factor that into the splashback capability?
n/a
Did you forget about this thread? no, I thought everyone else did. There had been a no question lull for about 20 hrs.
If no:
Was the FUO (foreign urinal object) bigger than a normal urinal cake?
no
Was the object yours?
If not: do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal?
Daniel
Did something fall into the urinal from above whilst you were peeing?
Was the object yours?
yes
If not: do you think that the object was deliberately placed in the urinal?
yes (ignoring the ‘if not’ part)
Did something fall into the urinal from above whilst you were peeing?
yes
Were you wearing the object before it fell?
Were you wearing the object before it fell?
no
Was it a meteorite?
See, you have to pay attention. Why would I deliberately put a meteorite in a urinal? Those go in the toilet!
Was it a meteorite?
no
Did your urination cause chunks of wall plaster or ceiling tile to shake loose?
Did your cat jump into the urinal?
No, no ceiling tiles or plaster.
Did your cat jump into the urinal?
Hilarious!, but no.
Did your glasses fall in?
You DELIBERATELY put something in the urinal while you were urinating into it?
Was it … a Bible?
Did your glasses fall in?
no
You DELIBERATELY put something in the urinal while you were urinating into it?
yes
Was it … a Bible?
no [sub](Am I missing a bible in the urinal joke? I don’t get it.)[/sub]