Urine on my pants - a game Part II

For those unfamilar with part one, look HERE

So this game is very similar to the first, except this time it’s not me. I am playing the part of a coworker who I just witnessed getting urine on his pants. But, to makes things easier, I will answer all questions in the first person as though it were me who once again has urine on his pants.

Yes or No only questions, I don’t really see the point of a question limit since I wouldn’t be so cruel as to leave you guys hanging without the full story.

And, go!

Is it your urine?

Yes

Did you hock a loogie into a slow-draining pool of urine, thereby causing an unexpected splashback of urine onto your pants?

NO! Whatever would give you that idea?!? :smiley:

Do you have problems with flow control? i.e. do the sphincters sometimes play “gotcha ya!” on you?

Ok - my co-workers are looking at me funny for laughing out loud! and I can’t possibly tell them what is so funny.

Were you urinating into a urinal with your urinator??

Do you have problems with flow control? i.e. do the sphincters sometimes play “gotcha ya!” on you?
No.

Were you urinating into a urinal with your urinator??
No. But I still love the word urinator!

Were you distracted just before you got urine on your pants?

No.

Were you urinating outside and the wind got ya?

No and no.
And I guess to be fair this:
Were you urinating into a urinal with your urinator??
Was actually three questions.

To which the answers are

Were you urinating - yes
into a urinal - no
with your urinator?? - yes

Were you intentionally urinating when the “incident” occurred?

Were you wearing the pants you urinated on?

Were you sitting on a toilet, doing #1 and #2, when your urinator, for whatever reason, moved so that it was no longer directing it’s flow down into the toilet, but in front of the toilet, where your pants were?

Were you intentionally urinating when the “incident” occurred?
No. Just finished.

Were you wearing the pants you urinated on?
No - is the technical answer. The full answer is that I was wearing the pants but I didn’t urinate on them.
Were you sitting on a toilet, doing #1 and #2, when your urinator, for whatever reason, moved so that it was no longer directing it’s flow down into the toilet, but in front of the toilet, where your pants were?
No.

Were you peeing into a cup and then tripped and spilled your urine on your pants?

no.
You guys suck at this :smiley:

Naw. It’s not us. You and your friend have the most Rube Goldberg means of getting urine on your pants.

Were you sitting on the toilet, pants around your ankles, shoes, the floor, doing #1 and/or #2 and when you finished and pulled up your pants, realized your urine had run down the side of the toilet and wet your ankle-shoe-floor level pants?