Were you peeing against an electric fence? Trampoline? Third rail?
Did you pee in a steam room before you got undressed, and then some of the pee went into vapor because of the heat and re-condensed on your pants? No? I didn’t think so.
Well, c’mon. Any idiot can just pee on himself. It takes a Doper to do it so cleverly that other Dopers can’t guess how he did it!
My next question: Was a goat involved in any way?
Ok, let’s recap.
It’s your urine. From your urinator. (I love that word, too!) You were wearing the pants that got your urine on them, but did not, in fact, urinate on them. You were not urinating into a urinal. You were not pissing into the wind. No loogie-splashback thing occured. You weren’t actively urinating when the incident occured. Not sitting on a toilet, inadvertently peeing through the gap onto the floor. Not a spilled urine sample.
Did you pee on your hand, and drip onto your pants?
Did you stand up, begin to pull up your pants, slip on those pants caught up in your shoes and then fall back into urine filled toilet?
This has to be one of the most unique ‘first posts’ ever. Seems like a good guess though.
Thanks…I stopped lurking and paid up to be able to post to this thread…
Nitpick: it’s either unique or it’s not. There are no degrees of “unique.”
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled bizarre urine-related thread.
You were fixing your own septic tank!
-Eben
Were you really ticked off at your boss because you had to work a lot of weekends while he was off playing golf so one Saturday you went into his office after having had a lot of coffee that morning and spied his thermos and thought of a good way to solve two problems at once and while doing this you spied a family photo on his desk of his wife and kids and realized that a couple of the kids looked an awful lot like another co-worker and started to laugh so much that you spilled the thermos on your trousers?
Because if you did that would take a lot of suspicion off me.
I’m going to go for the easy question…
Were you shaking off & a hanging drop flew onto your pants, luckily missing your observant co-worker?
Were you in the ladies’ room instead, thus forcing you to use a toilet instead of a urinal, and someone came in so you had to quickly zip it up and hustle out, at which time you got a little pee pee on your pants?
Were you sitting on the toilet, pants around your ankles, shoes, the floor, doing #1 and/or #2 and when you finished and pulled up your pants, realized your urine had run down the side of the toilet and wet your ankle-shoe-floor level pants?
No.
Were you peeing against an electric fence? Trampoline? Third rail?
No.
Did you pee in a steam room before you got undressed, and then some of the pee went into vapor because of the heat and re-condensed on your pants? No? No.
My next question: Was a goat involved in any way?
No.
It’s your urine. From your urinator. (I love that word, too!) You were wearing the pants that got your urine on them, but did not, in fact, urinate on them. You were not urinating into a urinal. You were not pissing into the wind. No loogie-splashback thing occured. You weren’t actively urinating when the incident occured. Not sitting on a toilet, inadvertently peeing through the gap onto the floor. Not a spilled urine sample.
Yes, all correct.
Did you pee on your hand, and drip onto your pants?
No.
Did you stand up, begin to pull up your pants, slip on those pants caught up in your shoes and then fall back into urine filled toilet?
No.
You were fixing your own septic tank!
No.
Were you really ticked off at your boss because you had to work a lot of weekends while he was off playing golf so one Saturday you went into his office after having had a lot of coffee that morning and spied his thermos and thought of a good way to solve two problems at once and while doing this you spied a family photo on his desk of his wife and kids and realized that a couple of the kids looked an awful lot like another co-worker and started to laugh so much that you spilled the thermos on your trousers?
No. And you are a sick bastard! 
Were you shaking off & a hanging drop flew onto your pants, luckily missing your observant co-worker?
No.
Were you in the ladies’ room instead, thus forcing you to use a toilet instead of a urinal, and someone came in so you had to quickly zip it up and hustle out, at which time you got a little pee pee on your pants?
No.
And with that I’m all caught up I think. Got some good guesses, but you guys are still pretty far from the mark. Clever scenarios, but off.
cite?
Did you place a cherry bomb in the toilet and not get out of the room before it exploded?
Are you in space and did not connect the vacuum appartus correctly?
No.
You win!
The least likely to have actually happened award!
Any respectable dictionary. :dubious: 
Did you have some post-peeing dribble happen after you buckled up?
Did you pee on the floor and set you pants in it when you took a seat?
No and no.
How about … you were in a port-o-potty having just finished when a big gust of wind or a group of jerk coworkers knocked you over thus spilling at least your urine on your pants.
I find it quite odd that both OreDigger and Dig it out of the ground are both active in this thread. I don’t know what that means 
Oh and :
No.